It's nice to know not only that some people think I, a perfect angel, would ever do such a thing as outlined in my OP...but also that many others will never be quite sure if it was my OP or my admission of trolling that is the actual truth. All that time as a Playboy centerfold has made me as unpredictable (and downright crazy) as any woman! Gotta watch me every minute...and like my hero Col. Flagg: "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."