This is a problem that has been raised before and I have had my location on my Avatar for years.
I live in the South East of England and that is a long way from anywhere. 2 hours to London- providing you don't catch any traffic jams-And a lot longer than that to anywhere else that Americans have heard of. It is quicker for me to go to France than to get to North of London via the Parking lot called the M25 (A notorious motorway round London that always has a traffic snarl up on it somewhere.)
So for me to tell you where I live- doesn't help you much. But you are all welcome to visit anytime.
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