Who needs that schmancy fancy gizmo when you can buy a bottle opener and put it in your seat bag if your that desperate for a drink while riding. In fact my multi tool comes with one...though I've never use it. You know you can still get a DUI even on a bike, and it's the same points, jail time, lawyer fees, insurance rates skyrocketing and fines etc. as in a car. Then your going to put a bottle opener in plain sight for any cop to see just to give them an excuse to check you out.

Any other dumb ass people out there with bright ideas?