Originally Posted by
m4ximusprim3
I would absolutely never shill, even for an upstanding and highly reputable company such as bikesdirect.com. Even though their customer service is unparallelled and their employees are extremely devoted to super high quality and the Pursuit of Excellence Unparalleled, I would never stoop so low as to shill for them.
In conclusion, even though bikesdirect.com provides excellent value and customer service, and serves as a beacon of shining light to which all other companies aspire, I would never shill. Never.

Best post of the thread so far!