Originally Posted by
mickey85
What? "This thread is fail." You, sir, are "fail" for being absurd. As an aside, what's the matter with beach cruisers? Let's see...

A sprung fork Columbia is not your typical beach cruiser...though it is pretty awesome.
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Incidentally, what's the deal with everyone having those gay little riser bars? Here's a hint...if you have a little one, compensate for something that is big, or fast, or loud, or, preferably, all three...
It's funny because the bars in the pictures have no raise whatsoever. Also, conceivably, given that comment and the photo... don't try to lend credit to racial stereotypes.