Oh, he's talking about Asian penises? I thought he was talking about handlebars. I wasn't very sure why he said 'loud.'
I guess it's because he fails English. I guess if I were an illiterate racist, I'd focus on other people's dicks, too.
... and before he makes some big rebuttal:
just try to defend this:
Here's a hint...if you have a little one, compensate for something that is big, or fast, or loud, or, preferably, all three...
as a complete, proper sentence. A run-on sentence that uses ellipses instead of real punctuation is still a run-on sentence.