Dannihilator

Who do you think you are to declare yourself as a moderator? It doesn't work that way.

Brian

Yeah! You tell him! Because this is my thread, and I made the rules for it!

Brian

I think he's a spammer, but it's amusing what you can cut and paste from someone's profile:

"Tydayzesepend has not made any friends yet"

Brian

I accepted your friend request out of pity. But you can keep your money, I won't tell anyone.

Brian

I'm always generous.




With sarcasm and insults.

cudak888 

I think I'll send a friend request then...and subsequently deny it.

-Kurt

Brian

Cyber bully.

cudak888 

-Kurt

Brian

Now all of you, get the hell out of my thread!

Siu Blue Wind

Don't even get me started on your nuts.

Brian

Hey, you're the one that made shipping so difficult. Heather just came over with Joe, and grabbed my nutsack with both hands.

Perhaps this year?

Brian

I can assure you that Heather got a lot of enjoyment out of my nutsack.

cudak888 

"Get off the lawn, you scamps!"

-Kurt

Brian

Oh, so you've heard about my lawn? It's legendary. We were lighting off fireworks for some Utah holiday last month, and my neighbor rode onto my lawn on his MTB with a trailer behind it, and leaned it against my walnut tree.

I'm quite certain you could see the steam coming out of my ears.

cudak888 

Not to mention the bottle rockets swiftly propelling the trailer skywards, I imagine?

-Kurt

Brian

No bottle rockets. They're illegal. So are roman candles, hydro crackers, M808s, M800s, and just about anything else that blows up or flies in the air.

And you don't make the 200 mile round trip to Evanston, Wyoming with your coworkers to buy them, ok?

We called it a team-building exercise.

cudak888 

So HelmetHead is illegal? Last I heard, he flies by hot air.



-Kurt

Brian

Ouch.

froze

This new forum look is so buggy it's driving me nuts. I have to click several times to get into the site and several times again to get into posts, then try to post responses and it comes up with a blank screen so I click the back arrow and all the stuff I wrote is gone. Not sure why you had to go and mess up a good working system..whatever so I give up, so this is goodbye, maybe I'll try back in after a year in the mean time I'll give Bicycle Times a try.

Rusty5329

If you do ever shut it down, I would hope you would create a section specifically about laws concerning biking. I find it incredibly helpful to read through the different conversations about legalities with the folks here.

Thanks.

hotbike

TEST, This is a test to see if the (hilarious) cartoon image will post properly:



Under the new system, sidewalk parking for all vehicles becomes not only mandatory but also illegal — a one-two punch expected to fatten the Department of Finance’s coffers by an estimated $13 million per day in added traffic summonses!
Cleared of all vehicular traffic, streets can now be sliced into seven lanes serving almost every purpose except driving:
A — TRAFFIC AGENT LANE. A personal walkway for those peripatetic squads of uniformed men and women sworn to wander the streets and catch the culprits who get the tickets that pay for the uniformed men and women.
B — SKATEBOARD/SCOOTER/SEGWAY LANE frees up sidewalk space for runaway taxicabs, double-parked U.P.S. and FedEx trucks, outdoor restaurant seating, etc.
C — BRIDLE LANE brings new hope to Manhattan’s imperiled equestrian industry.
D — RUNNER/JOGGER LANE will ease foot-traffic congestion in Central Park, Riverside Park and other open spaces. ($65 fine for running/jogging in the wrong direction.)
E — PROHIBITED LANE. A revenue-bonanza no man’s land with no purpose except to slap the unwary with a $95 fine.
F — BABY STROLLER LANE. Those clusters of gabbing pram-pushers can at last roam free without blocking pedestrians. (Unoccupied strollers subject to $65 fine.)*
G — BICYCLE LANE. As many as seven cyclists per hour are expected to exploit this lane.
* Baby Stroller Lane becomes Dog-Walking Lane from 2 a.m. to 6 a.m.

Bruce McCall is the author and illustrator, most recently, of "Marveltown."

christ0ph

Can I make a request for feedback on my recent posts, I don't know if perhaps I crossed some line. They are all semi on topic, semi off. If I need to not post them, please let me know. I promise to NOT hold it against you. Constructive citicism is also welcome.

Additionally, if I'm wrong on something, its not intentional. Please let me know.

I read a lot and often, end up knowing, (or thinking that I know, when I really don't) more than is probably good for me.

I especially don't want to annoy people pointlessly.

herctrock

Oops, I posted before I read this sticky.

bshanteau

So, what's the secret? How did you get that image to post so big? All I can get are thumbnails.

MMACH 5

Go to his post, click "Reply With Quote" and look at the code. He used [ IMG ] path to external image here [ /IMG ] tags to link to an external image.

When you "Go Advanced" and used the "Manage Attachments" feature on this site, it creates a thumbnail preview to show an image that has been uploaded and is now stored on the BF servers.

Does that make sense?