Hey, I missed that thread. Which bar tape is the fastest? And speaking of bars, what's the fastest way to sneak out of one if your bar tab exceeds the contents of your wallet? My bet's on the bathroom window.

If the bar's been open more than a week, the trash cans will be right under the bathroom window. Be creative, and fake a seizure. Being carried out the front door on a stretcher is a true display of panache.

either that or order one last beer then run trying not to spill a drop for the walk home, while trying to do your best impression of the Benjii Marshal teleport.

But the bar tape threads are soooo informative :rolleyes:

mmmmmbrew:)

I had this housecat who was very fat, so I went to fixed feeding times, instead of 'on (constant) demand'. After about 10 days, the cat started telling me it was 10PM (dinner) in other earlier time zones. You're a human, and therefore (theoretically) smarter. Play with the date line: I'm sure it's 31Dec someplace!

Sun Tsu is the one who said 'know your enema', right? :D

I may have to change the title of this thread.

Maybe it's really a Shi Tzu.

Are the convicts still hanging around cycle forums whining about censorship?

Dunno. I had so much trouble trying to post there, I gave up.

Maybe you could change the title to "In Memory of the Aussie Thread"? ;)

And yes, the mindless banter is still going strong on cf, but no whining about censorship. That would infer that we actually give a sh*t about something for more than a day or two....we have very short attention spans you know. :D

If they're not coming back, I'll probably lock the thread and that will be the end of it.

Maybe you could lock it and make it a sticky as a memorial. :p

hehehe I like it.

Its ok patty, I have answered your calls and now Im off to work. cya

Hmmmm. This is an odd location... doesn't quite feel right...

CF is working out pretty well, but since Expat has done so much to keep TAT alive I will call in here and post the occasional pointless message.

Like this one.

Hey Expat.... can we have this thread made sticky, just like the old days?

testing.....testing.....

works.

Only if enough of you actually return. It makes sense that TAT should be stickied here.

I'm back. Do I get a lollie?

Yeah. Milk bottles and black jelly beans.