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Brian 10-30-06 06:21 PM

Whoohoo!


Well, it's a start anyway. :D

jock 10-30-06 10:37 PM

For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted. :D

Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.

ed073 10-30-06 10:39 PM

Strewth....I'll be tanning my fat arse in Palm Cove.


Can we organise the Melb ride for December.....and an average speed of about 23 kmh??

Brian 10-30-06 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by jock
For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted. :D

Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.

I happen to be enjoying a nice cuppa melted crayons at this very moment. Not many riders these days, with the temps hovering around 1 for parts of this past weekend. But I did the yard up nice for Halloween.

ed073 10-30-06 10:43 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
I did the yard up nice for Halloween.


Wot's that?

Brian 10-30-06 10:59 PM

You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?

ed073 10-30-06 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?

nah....just sh1t stirring now you're stuck in a square state. :)

Brian 10-30-06 11:04 PM

It's really not that bad here. I'm just happy when we're sitting on the lunch room at work, and it's someone else going on about how nutty Mormon's are.

ed073 10-30-06 11:12 PM

Utah....

Highest rate of anti-depressant use per capita in the USA and highest rate of private firearm ownership....and home to one of the largest organised "new religions"

***cough*** CULT! ***cough***

Brian 10-30-06 11:18 PM

Orem, Utah just rated #12 on the FBI's list of safest cities in the US. Right behind my old home on Thousand Oaks, which was #11. T.O. has a homicide, on average, maybe once in 6-8 years. Not bad for a city well over 100k people.

crank'n 10-31-06 03:07 AM

Good to hear the the weather is warming and the skirts getting shorter, warmer weather has been hapening here for about a week.Next may be daylight saving (tossers at parliment voting today) daylight saving got through the lower house though will have a fight on its hands in the upperhouse

ecnetsixe 10-31-06 03:20 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving :p

tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!

poseur :p ;)

Hitchy 10-31-06 03:36 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving :p

tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!

thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies! :D

ecnetsixe 10-31-06 03:40 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
yeah, tried again tonight, but it clouded over and cooled down real quick......not many chicks :( ....only a few core-hard joggers

i need to work on my 'checking out chicks while riding' skills. these are important skills. atm when i see a hot chick my tempo goes from 30-35kmh oh to say 40-45kmh lol its tragic....and really not productive in terms of getting a good 'lookie'!:p

Wilchemy 10-31-06 06:09 AM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies! :D

+1

classic1 10-31-06 06:39 AM

All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.:(

ecnetsixe 10-31-06 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by classic1
All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.:(

moe? no wait....braybrook? no wait....frankston? oh i give up :D but remember obese women have feelings too :p

531Aussie 10-31-06 07:39 AM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies! :D

I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home :p

Brian 10-31-06 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home :p

So you do this 4-5 days/week?

ecnetsixe 10-31-06 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
So you do this 4-5 days/week?

ive got him sussed as the stalker/serial killer type :p :)

ed073 10-31-06 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home :p


New St Brighton.....the soccer mums dropping the kids off at Brighton Grammar in the Land Rover.

100% A-grade.

classic1 10-31-06 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by ecnetsixe
moe?

Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1. :(

matagi 10-31-06 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by classic1
Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1. :(

Ever thought about moving? How about Sale or Bairnsdale? Bigger populations so more likely to find some skinnier chicks. :p

classic1 10-31-06 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by matagi
Ever thought about moving? How about Sale or Bairnsdale? Bigger populations so more likely to find some skinnier chicks. :p

Actually, Sale and Bairnsdale have lower populations than either Moe, Morwell or Traralgon. Plus they are more remote. More likely to find evidence of inbreeding, though Bairnsdale is more like Gods waiting room.

matagi 10-31-06 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by classic1
Actually, Sale and Bairnsdale have lower populations than either Moe, Morwell or Traralgon. Plus they are more remote. More likely to find evidence of inbreeding, though Bairnsdale is more like Gods waiting room.

Is that right? I always thought they were bigger - 'specially with the gas fields and all. Used to go to Sale a lot as a kid (sister's family lived there) and it certainly seems bigger now than it did all those years ago.

Well then, I guess you'll have to move closer to the big smoke if you want to view some more acceptable female forms. How about Pakenham?:p


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