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Old 03-17-06 | 05:13 PM
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Do not empty a can of Gunk all over the lawnmower engine (for your hovercraft project) that you're degreasing in your parents' bathtub.
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Old 03-17-06 | 05:16 PM
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Old 03-17-06 | 07:24 PM
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Do not empty a can of Gunk all over the lawnmower engine (for your hovercraft project) that you're degreasing in your parents' bathtub.
You play with Hovercrafts?
I was thinking about making one from prints.
A friend of mine made one ,even made his own fan blades with desired pitch.
He used a Rotax engine .That thing hits 50 mph in the bay.
He starts it up on the trailer, drives it down the road to the bay & right down the embankment.
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Old 03-17-06 | 07:29 PM
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Do not use kitchen sink as a parts washer & leave a dirt/solvent ring in it IF you have wife or girlfriend.
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Crap! You're waaaaaaaaaaaaay behind on the learning curve. You're in BIG trouble.
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Old 03-17-06 | 07:31 PM
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Old 03-17-06 | 07:43 PM
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Don't use a torch over your wife's brand new corian counter tops
Yeah,especially if i paid for them
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Old 03-17-06 | 10:20 PM
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You play with Hovercrafts?
In a previous life (ie. highschool). Ours never got off the ground, pun intended.

Your buddy's machine sounds awesome.
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Old 03-17-06 | 11:41 PM
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In a previous life (ie. highschool). Ours never got off the ground, pun intended.

Your buddy's machine sounds awesome.
It is. He made it out of styrofoam then fiberglassed it over & used aluminum skirts he made. It is about 8 ft long,one passenger. The thing flies on water but on shore it doesn't go nearly as good & is very loud.
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Old 03-17-06 | 11:56 PM
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it popped so loud (100psi) that i was deaf for two days. i saw the doctor and he said it was just slightly swollen and i'd be ok. SEAT the tires properly...
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Old 03-18-06 | 12:11 AM
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i was deaf for two days. i saw the doctor and he said it was just slightly swollen and i'd be ok. SEAT the tires properly...
Wow. Mine fortunately didn't require a doctor's visit or loss of hearing.

In my case though, it wasn't a poorly seated tire. A small rock had cut a small slit in my tire that I didn't notice. The tubes just kept wanting to squeeze through it.
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Wow. Mine fortunately didn't require a doctor's visit or loss of hearing.

In my case though, it wasn't a poorly seated tire. A small rock had cut a small slit in my tire that I didn't notice. The tubes just kept wanting to squeeze through it.
How do ya know if the tube kept wantin' to squeeze into slit if you didn't notice it?..
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How do ya know if the tube kept wantin' to squeeze into slit if you didn't notice it?..
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Old 03-18-06 | 04:12 AM
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Old 03-18-06 | 10:04 AM
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Do not use kitchen sink as a parts washer & leave a dirt/solvent ring in it IF you have wife or girlfriend.
You will never hear the end of it
I've seen (and given) a lot of advice on this forum, but never anything truer than this!

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Old 03-19-06 | 05:29 AM
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I've seen (and given) a lot of advice on this forum, but never anything truer than this!

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Thanks Mr. Sheldon Brown. I accept that as a compliment
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