Chuck, you missed the point. It's not about name calling. Constructive criticism is when you offer useful advice. We do it in a condescending manner, riddled with sarcasm, but we're telling what it is we find annoying.

Now, about your story. It's called natural selection. Please go familiarize yourself with Darwin's "Survival of the fittest" theory.

Im not stupid i know who Charles Darwin is, and his theory of Survival of the Fittest. people just think im stupid, cause I act like a dumbass. But there is intelligence in this thick head of mine, I mean I did build all the PCs in my house(and yes counterstrike does PWN, except for Wall HAX0RZ). Also constructive critism and clever insults are part of what I call littleman symdrome. Im not good at this cause Im big and strong so I dont need to use words to fight, mostly smaller sized or not strong people are good at this cause they need words to get out of situatiosn and sound tough. Also beerman I like the link to Mozilla on your site cause Mozilla is the sh1t. Now let me give this constuctive critism a crack. Damnit i can't come up with anything I suck at this :-(

Yeah Lenny, do you want us to tell you about the rabbits again?

even though that book isn't even 100 pages long, i doubt that he read it

1) Big deal. So did I, along with eight computers for my work.
2) Counter-Strike hasn't been good since Beta 6.5.

I gave up CS. I play Halo now.

No computer pissing contests here, or I'll whip out my Timex Sinclair from 1982 and see which of you guys can write something in BASIC for it. Keeping in mind that it had a tape drive and the 64k upgrade.

Get a Kink Freebird, you won't regret it for a second.

Get a Kink Freebird, you won't regret it for a second.