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wethepeople 03-03-07 06:05 PM

I brake for hippies.
 
Got a little bit of useless bling, and it only cost $10.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...1/100_0820.jpg

It took two people to think of the title :(

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 06:07 PM

Haha, never seen one of those, thats pretty sick.
If a hippie gets in front of me hes meeting the front tire, no brakes for me.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 06:22 PM

I don't like hippies. I had a hippie for an english teacher and she failed everyone in the class. Literally.

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 06:27 PM

I had like a ex-hippie as a teacher and he never gave homework and had us watch movies almost everyday.

new_dharma 03-03-07 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by I_Suck_At_BMX
Haha, never seen one of those, thats pretty sick.
If a hippie gets in front of me hes meeting the front tire, no brakes for me.

violence against a pacifist...that's really human of you!

FitRider 921 03-03-07 06:34 PM

Lucky. Mine hated anyone and everyone.

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by new_dharma
violence against a pacifist...that's really human of you!

No, its called following the law...

An object in motion remains in motion unless an outside force acts upon it, dont believe me? ask newton.

Unfortunatly for the hippie or more commonly little kids on thier 18" bikes at he skatepark, they are the outside force.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by I_Suck_At_BMX
Unfortunatly for the hippie or more commonly little kids on thier 18" bikes at he skatepark, they are the outside force.

:roflmao:

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 06:57 PM

I'm telling ya, those 7-10year old kids always find their way to the landing when your mid flight.

Svr 03-03-07 07:06 PM

Nice. A copy of the Ringle cable carrier from 1992 or so.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by I_Suck_At_BMX
I'm telling ya, those 7-10year old kids always find their way to the landing when your mid flight.

I know. I think Madman had a good idea... he needs to do a renactment.

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 07:17 PM

I've nver been so mad at a skatepark as I was the time I finally had a nice fakie landing. I finally landed perfectly backward and i was back pedalling like crazy to keep it balanced. Them as I decide to spin back around...BAM. Theres the little chubby kid on his walmart bike with the handlebars that couldnt fit in a garage and a seat that could get tangled with powerlines. Perfectly lined up behind, chocolate still smeared on his face from the god damn ice cream man. So I had to slam my feet down to keep from hitting him backwards and got my leg skinned by the pedal.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 07:26 PM

I woulda taken him out and fallen on him. At 6'2" you gotta have some weight too... you could have flattened him and he would have always made sure to stay out of the way.

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 07:32 PM

Flattening little kids doesnt feel all that great though. i went to some RV camp in new hampshire with real steap hills so i was flying down the hills and i took a corner and a little kid tried to avoid me and hit a tree. Becuase he was on the edge of the road and when he turned he went down like the 3ft bank into the woods. he wasnt going fast enough to get hurt but I felt like a real A-Hole.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 07:39 PM

haha thats pretty funny. I would feel bad... but depending on the kid and the severity of his injuries, I probably would have laughed.

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 07:41 PM

If he was older I would have laughed, especially if he was my age, but he was like 5 or 6.

FitRider 921 03-03-07 07:52 PM

ouch.

Punx 03-03-07 08:53 PM

Lol. About people getting hurt at my second game of lacrosse today, some kid on the other team made fun of the biggest guy on our team and called him fat and a couple seconds later thet are calling the hospital...

FitRider 921 03-03-07 08:55 PM

calling someone fat isn't quite a diss for people older than 8 nowadays

new_dharma 03-03-07 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by I_Suck_At_BMX
No, its called following the law...

An object in motion remains in motion unless an outside force acts upon it, dont believe me? ask newton.

which law is that???
You forget Newton's 3rd law..."For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" 'cause if you hit me, i'd hit back (and I know many hippies that would too...pacifist or not)

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-03-07 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by new_dharma
which law is that???
You forget Newton's 3rd law..."For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" 'cause if you hit me, i'd hit back (and I know many hippies that would too...pacifist or not)


Nice, that was good. perfect comeback, pretty funny too.

minichamp31 03-03-07 09:22 PM

That thing is pretty neat. I've never seen anything like it. Dang hippies.

new_dharma 03-03-07 09:44 PM


Originally Posted by I_Suck_At_BMX
Nice, that was good. perfect comeback, pretty funny too.

:D

I_Suck_At_BMX 03-04-07 01:12 AM

where did you come across one with a peace sign anyway?

wethepeople 03-04-07 01:16 AM

Lbs.


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