Got a little bit of useless bling, and it only cost $10.



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Haha, never seen one of those, thats pretty sick.
If a hippie gets in front of me hes meeting the front tire, no brakes for me.

I don't like hippies. I had a hippie for an english teacher and she failed everyone in the class. Literally.

I had like a ex-hippie as a teacher and he never gave homework and had us watch movies almost everyday.

violence against a pacifist...that's really human of you!

Lucky. Mine hated anyone and everyone.

No, its called following the law...

An object in motion remains in motion unless an outside force acts upon it, dont believe me? ask newton.

Unfortunatly for the hippie or more commonly little kids on thier 18" bikes at he skatepark, they are the outside force.

I'm telling ya, those 7-10year old kids always find their way to the landing when your mid flight.

Nice. A copy of the Ringle cable carrier from 1992 or so.

I know. I think Madman had a good idea... he needs to do a renactment.

I've nver been so mad at a skatepark as I was the time I finally had a nice fakie landing. I finally landed perfectly backward and i was back pedalling like crazy to keep it balanced. Them as I decide to spin back around...BAM. Theres the little chubby kid on his walmart bike with the handlebars that couldnt fit in a garage and a seat that could get tangled with powerlines. Perfectly lined up behind, chocolate still smeared on his face from the god damn ice cream man. So I had to slam my feet down to keep from hitting him backwards and got my leg skinned by the pedal.

I woulda taken him out and fallen on him. At 6'2" you gotta have some weight too... you could have flattened him and he would have always made sure to stay out of the way.

Flattening little kids doesnt feel all that great though. i went to some RV camp in new hampshire with real steap hills so i was flying down the hills and i took a corner and a little kid tried to avoid me and hit a tree. Becuase he was on the edge of the road and when he turned he went down like the 3ft bank into the woods. he wasnt going fast enough to get hurt but I felt like a real A-Hole.

haha thats pretty funny. I would feel bad... but depending on the kid and the severity of his injuries, I probably would have laughed.

If he was older I would have laughed, especially if he was my age, but he was like 5 or 6.

ouch.

Lol. About people getting hurt at my second game of lacrosse today, some kid on the other team made fun of the biggest guy on our team and called him fat and a couple seconds later thet are calling the hospital...

calling someone fat isn't quite a diss for people older than 8 nowadays

which law is that???
You forget Newton's 3rd law..."For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" 'cause if you hit me, i'd hit back (and I know many hippies that would too...pacifist or not)

Nice, that was good. perfect comeback, pretty funny too.

That thing is pretty neat. I've never seen anything like it. Dang hippies.

where did you come across one with a peace sign anyway?

Lbs.