So i was checking my other e-mail for the first time in like 2 weeks today and i had like 300ish bikeguide thread topic notification things and since i haven't logged on in forver i decided to go have a look see at the new threads. NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity.

So i found this one which single handedly made me change my views to more positive ones on bikeguide.

Funniest thread ever. I still can't stop laughing at some of the replys and i'm not even done reading through it.
https://www.bikeguide.org/forums/showthread.php?t=107662


Also, on a side note i rode all day today despite the fact that we had weird kinda chilly weather and i hated it. My friend and i finished the second jump in my/our line. Our mainline is done up to the last lander as well. I'm very happy.

Kinetiklife, always a hoot

Haha just read the thread, made me piss my pants. Not literally mind

Yeah, that thread is great... I'm sure it's fake, but it's funny as hell.

I don't know if it's fake... but if it isn't, the kid needs to be beaten.

It's really funny.

EDIT: I just saw a post of a guy who said he waited 5 months, as if it wasa super long time.

I'm surpised the Ti Grim Reaper bike check kid couldn't keep his thread but this kid asking for girl helps can!

Either way...it's supposed to snow here tonight...in April....Whatthe****.

GHEYYYYYY. It better not.

thats ****in hilarious. What is wrong with bike guide?..."NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity." is there something I should know?

Yeah, BikeGuide sucks.

I read every post. Best thread I've ever read in my life.

yea i know. im still reading..its great!!

It was his first post, but he acts like BG is his home. I'm betting it's Maurice Snail.

Al Sharpton trying to prove that BMXers deserve to have the chance of having sex with whoever they want whenever they want?

i like bg, mega cheap stuff in the sell swap.

haha a hot 14 year old whats the world coming to

Someone asked on like page 3 or 4 about cross checking ISP's but i was far too lazy or stupid to do that.


I bet it's one of the 'super OG' people there like you're saying.

You'd need to be a mod to check IP's, letting everyone do that would be an insane security hole and privacy risk.

Bikeguide has like 20853647590581902512903751892675890643 mods anyways.

it isnt?

amazing thread. i want to see if this kid gets his end wet or not.

I read more of it last night. He is a good writer ahaha.

i thought that part was funny

I can't stop laughing.

i can honsetly say though i didnt find it that funny.
didnt even break a smile.

the only part i foudn humorous was the "i was fingering her and her mom was standing int he doorway"