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steelbikeguy 10-06-21 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by Ex Pres (Post 22259217)
I know some will say blasphemy, but I don't have a picture because I wouldn't own one.

Mavic starfish crank.

Here's a pic from the web (Edit: not allowed)

So somebody that owns one needs to post it. :)

I don't agree, but the Mavic "starfish" crank deserves to be known by everyone, for better or for worse....

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...ea03e1_b_d.jpg

That whole Mavic group was novel and interesting. Maybe too much of a departure from the era of Campagolo Record for some, perhaps?
In some ways, I suppose this crank could be the first step towards the aesthetic of modern Shimano cranks, and for that, it may earn some enmity of the C&V crowd.


https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...670095_b_d.jpg

Steve in Peoria

verktyg 10-06-21 09:29 AM

The Future Is Now!
 

Originally Posted by gbi (Post 22259316)
Looks like a minimalist bathroom fixture of the future.


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...0bf9832075.jpg

verktyg :50:

wrk101 10-06-21 09:39 AM

Love vintage Suntour stuff, but to me, its a tie between Suntour Blaze and Edge cranksets.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...a97866e4f.jpeg
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1da918c47.jpeg

Flatforkcrown 10-06-21 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by wrk101 (Post 22259461)
Love vintage Suntour stuff, but to me, its a tie between Suntour Blaze and Edge cranksets.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...a97866e4f.jpeg
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1da918c47.jpeg

it’s like an uglier, cheaper, version of the mavic.

SJX426 10-06-21 09:53 AM

I really don't like the looks of this stem. It works because I don't have another at the same length to replace it.
https://live.staticflickr.com/5678/2...df38c2ed_b.jpgP1030376 on Flickr

gbi 10-06-21 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by verktyg (Post 22259441)

Yikes!.....if this continues soon we'll just be sitting on the rails.

Andy_K 10-06-21 10:54 AM

I used to have a stem like the one [MENTION=124730]SJX426[/MENTION] shared that came with a LeMond. I was going to use it as my entry in this competition, but I seem to have given it to a local non-profit shop. I'm not sure what I was thinking. I actually like that shop.

I'd have to poke around the garage to prove it, but I think I still have this one, and depending on the answer to my question below this may have to be my entry.

https://live.staticflickr.com/1849/4...2b23be62_c.jpg

[MENTION=481394]SquireBlack[/MENTION], can you rule on whether home-brewed conglomerations are eligible for this contest? If so, I think I've got the winner right here.

https://live.staticflickr.com/4403/3...7ee74af1_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/4358/3...c4d94a99_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/4400/3...43aab7e3_c.jpg

That was a desperate attempt to get a handlebar bag to sit below the bars, though depending on your tastes the handlebar bag before my hack may seem even uglier.

https://live.staticflickr.com/4293/3...20234cdc_c.jpg

gugie 10-06-21 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by DonkeyShow (Post 22259251)
The welds in the op are pretty nice. Clearly you were talking to some clueless lame soo just ignore them.

As the clueless lame guy you mention...

Classtime 10-06-21 11:22 AM

Worth Repeating:

Since it's my competition, I get to make the rules:
  1. You have to be the owner of the completion-entry component: no submission of random photos found on the web
  2. Post your photos in this thread; component can be on or off a bike
  3. Competition is open for entries until Halloween (31st October)
  4. The winner will be decided by acclimation, or, if there is controversy, by voting; all those submitting entries may vote.
  5. The prize will be my ugly stem shown above, or any uglier component that a member may wish to donate. (Winner pays postage.)
[/QUOTE]

steelbikeguy 10-06-21 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by gbi (Post 22259522)
Yikes!.....if this continues soon we'll just be sitting on the rails.

the ultimate example of this trend might be the Infinity seats...


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...3cdb2fd8a5.jpg

As far as just sitting on the rails... I'd swear that I'd seen a show bike at NAHBS that had a saddle with two parallel rails for the rider to sit on (in theory). I think it might have been a Cherubim bike, but haven't found an image of it. Maybe someone else has seen it too?

Steve in Peoria
(a couple of friends swear by the Infinity saddles, mostly because of issues with saddle sores)

rlorenz2 10-06-21 12:54 PM

I second the Mavic Starfish crank.

Leave the starfish in the ocean and get something with more style/beauty

nlerner 10-06-21 01:09 PM

This thread might motivate me to take pics of components that I've hidden away deep in the recesses of the bike cave.

jdawginsc 10-06-21 01:19 PM

My entries...

First up..the component specifically designed to induce the owner to pay to upgrade. It screams "Purposely designed to disgust" Yuck...
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d0d4c641a.jpeg
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...88576abaa.jpeg

Entry 2: "Well, we don't want to fully redesign the seatpost idea...let's stop halfway there..."
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1e2f104d1.jpeg

Love and Life. If you love your life, do not ride this. Extra touch is the plastic piece on the front that easily breaks...
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d6397a746.jpeg

And the piece de la resistance...The bent winkie shifter...these are available for purchase by the way. Not sure whether it was anatomically a joke, or aerodynamic in some way that far exceeds our current level of understanding...
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...5f08502d8.jpeg

USAZorro 10-06-21 01:24 PM

I have an entry. I have no proof at all, but I suspect there's a design connection between these sleek beauties, and the ever-popular "box with wheels" aesthetic that Volvo embraced during much of the late 70's and well into the 80's.


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...98d3bb773a.jpghttps://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...56f3ddf091.jpg

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...f8ea670b9.jpeg

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1fb33fd5a4.png

jdawginsc 10-06-21 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 22259780)
I have an entry. I have no proof at all, but I suspect there's a design connection between these sleek beauties, and the ever-popular "box with wheels" aesthetic that Volvo embraced during much of the late 70's and well into the 80's.


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...98d3bb773a.jpghttps://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...56f3ddf091.jpg

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...f8ea670b9.jpeg

Ooooo.... I like those.

bikingshearer 10-06-21 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by Classtime (Post 22259614)
Worth Repeating:

Since it's my competition, I get to make the rules:
  1. You have to be the owner of the completion-entry component: no submission of random photos found on the web
<snip>

[/QUOTE]
Awww, so I don't get to submit the Campagnolo Gran Turismo derailleur-shaped object/boat anchor?

bikingshearer 10-06-21 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by steelbikeguy (Post 22259627)
the ultimate example of this trend might be the Infinity seats...


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...3cdb2fd8a5.jpg

As far as just sitting on the rails... I'd swear that I'd seen a show bike at NAHBS that had a saddle with two parallel rails for the rider to sit on (in theory). I think it might have been a Cherubim bike, but haven't found an image of it. Maybe someone else has seen it too?

Steve in Peoria
(a couple of friends swear by the Infinity saddles, mostly because of issues with saddle sores)

Go for a ride and get a prostate exam into the bargain. What a great idea . . . . :eek:

gugie 10-06-21 03:19 PM

Awww, so I don't get to submit the Campagnolo Gran Turismo derailleur-shaped object/boat anchor?[/QUOTE]
Sure you can. I think I saw one on eBay the other day...

Reynolds 10-06-21 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 22259780)
I have an entry. I have no proof at all, but I suspect there's a design connection between these sleek beauties, and the ever-popular "box with wheels" aesthetic that Volvo embraced during much of the late 70's and well into the 80's.


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...98d3bb773a.jpghttps://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...56f3ddf091.jpg

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...f8ea670b9.jpeg

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1fb33fd5a4.png

That's a box with wheels? What about this?

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...10ef8eecd3.png

I have a set of those lights from the '80s BTW - mine are Berec brand.

sykerocker 10-06-21 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by Ex Pres (Post 22259217)
I know some will say blasphemy, but I don't have a picture because I wouldn't own one.

Mavic starfish crank.

Here's a pic from the web (Edit: not allowed)

So somebody that owns one needs to post it. :)

Sorry, mine burned in the fire.

DorkDisk 10-06-21 04:04 PM

Campagnolo Euclid brake levers, because somebody actually tried to make this not suck.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...7239dac78a.jpg

tricky 10-06-21 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by DorkDisk (Post 22260017)
Campagnolo Euclid brake levers, because somebody actually tried to make this not suck.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...7239dac78a.jpg

Wow, that's pretty bad! Not sure if this or the valentino derailluer posted above would be the ugliest campy part.

USAZorro 10-06-21 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by Reynolds (Post 22260002)
That's a box with wheels? What about this?

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...10ef8eecd3.png

I have a set of those lights from the '80s BTW - mine are Berec brand.

The body design is a Junior High shop project. :innocent:

Deal4Fuji 10-06-21 04:59 PM

GripShift

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...e9c5042bda.jpg
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...068063a784.jpg

L134 10-06-21 04:59 PM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4104ac151a.jpg
Hard to capture the true ugliness of this monster. It shifted fine on my Atlantis but it just could not stay. Replaced by a much prettier Cyclone, which also weighs 62 grams less.


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