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Old 12-18-08 | 03:08 PM
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Dum selling points

I've always loved it when a seller advertises a used bicycle as "fast." I used to think that a bike's speed was determined by its rider.
I have other favorites, too, of course--just wondering if anyone else does also.
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Old 12-18-08 | 03:09 PM
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Another favorite... "rare"
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How about, "It's in great shape for it's age"
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How about "they don't make these anymore".
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Was $2000.00 last year, here is your chance to get on to a next bike for only $500.00!!! Allll capppps
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How about, "It's in great shape for it's age"
I've used that one before, but only when the bike warrants that description. If the bike was a garage king/queen for 20-30 years and then comes out of hibernation looking sharp after it is cleaned up and tuned, then that description fits.

Of course, when the description doesn't even nearly fit the actual condition, a seller could/should be considered a fraudulent moron.
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rust and paint appropriate for age

Mint condition. Just needs new tires, cables, brakes, bar tape...
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What's really annoying is when they misspell DUMB
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How about "steel is real" and "racing bike" being applied to a Schwinn Varsity.
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Especially when coupled to 'Schwinn Varsity'
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Originally Posted by cobrabyte
What's really annoying is when they misspell DUMB
Hey, I meant to do that! It's the classic (and perhaps vintage) R. Crumb spelling--I just think that "dum" somehow looks dumber than "dumb." You know what I mean?
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Originally Posted by jonwvara
I've always loved it when a seller advertises a used bicycle as "fast." I used to think that a bike's speed was determined by its rider.
I have other favorites, too, of course--just wondering if anyone else does also.
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There is such a thing unfortunately most people have no clue as to what a 'fast' bike is.

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How about, "It's in great shape for it's age"
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Rode only once then stayed put in the garage 30 years
A month ago I bought such a bike. A 1989 Schwin Tempo that was literaly ridden one time and put away.
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Schwinn Le Tour advertised as "Made in France".
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Originally Posted by azshtr
Another favorite... "rare"
This is the worst one, in my opinion. "Unique" comes up every now and then, too.
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Old 12-18-08 | 06:40 PM
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This is the worst one, in my opinion. "Unique" comes up every now and then, too.
Yep. One of a kind. How about "very unique"? (As if there are degrees of uniqueness; that something could somehow be more singular than singular. )

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Originally Posted by jonwvara
Hey, I meant to do that! It's the classic (and perhaps vintage) R. Crumb spelling--I just think that "dum" somehow looks dumber than "dumb." You know what I mean?
Dam, now I feel Dum

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Advertised as a Raleigh/Trek/Cannondale etc.. Road Bike

& You click the link & see a picture of a freekin Hybrid!
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