Granted, it isn't a full description of the term, but it should be sufficient enough that the hipsters will see it.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Drewed

After all, who else except hipsters bothers to read the definitions on this moronic site?

-Kurt

I don't know what you're talking about, the urban dictionary is pretty useful. Kids keep inventing new slang, look it up on urban dictionary and dock their allowance

Except for the fact that some of the slang posted on the site probably has its roots in a single chat conversation - and somehow gets re-posted 10 times to boot. Need I mention the fact that virtually nothing is edited for grammar?

Granted, it is handy for looking up occasional new terms, such as "tarck."

-Kurt

Personally, I'm disappointed that "drewdious" isn't the adjectival form, eg. dude, your ride is totally drewdious.

Submit it then

-Kurt

That's funny. I'm sending it to my friend and bike wrench named Drew, who:
1-rides a single speed Bianchi Pista in chrome.
2-Is very preoccupied with being drewed (1)
3-Is Drewing (2) a mixte frame for his girlfriend to facilitate being drewed (1) even more.
4-Will likely get drewed (3) after she gets the bike.

I gave it a

Makes me somehow happy that I own the original drew bike, that b****rd.

That frame will be a classic in its own mutilated right someday...

-Kurt

Yeah, like Boxing Helena