Post-Rapture Ride?
 

Anyone planning on going for a Post-Rapture ride this weekend?

Roads should be clear.:rolleyes:

I'm going to raid the garages of millennialist Christians. Do they ride bikes?

http://www.poptheshop.com/catalog/TDOCDHOW.jpg

Joke's gonna be on us when all those millennialist christians turn out to be right.

Riding in the Tour de Brew on Sunday, which has a double bonus: post rapture ride combined with hops-infused hydration along the route.

Everyday is Judgment Day Brother, everyday!

So, ya in the afternoon.

4 Days Til Armageddon! Buy My Bicyles NOW! (Belleville)
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/bik/2386096736.html
Guy actually has some decent bikes for sale.

Plan on riding to church on Sunday :innocent:

Aaron :)

They should demonstrate their faith by giving their worldly possessions to the heathens.

oh crap - is the end of the world this weekend - meh - glad i blew off cutting the lawn

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I haven't given up on completing my sermon by tomorrow to deliver on Sunday. Maybe I should go for a ride instead.

well I sure wouldn't wanna get raptured without my bike.

I don't think you have to worry about that, man.

I guess that's a fair point. Heaven should already be full of bikes.

Yeah, I'm going to hate all the extra room and the fewer kooks.

:lol:

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Yep. In heaven, Ugo De Rosa will be on hand to personally fit everyone.........

In hell, folks will discover what happened to all those Murrays, Free Spirits and Huffys :D

....and I'm guessing that there will be a hell of a lot less SUV traffic to contend with ;)

Here in Utah, I'd be curious to see how many of the local residents start to tap into their 2 years' stored food.......:rolleyes:

The christians will still be here, only the cultists will be missing. Not gone, just shamefully missing.

If I wake up and good people have disappeared form the face of the earth I will feel bad - But I won't be surprised...

The end is Nigh!
http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/w...1ccbb48211.jpg
So I’m going to party likes its Nigh-ty, Nigh-ty, Nigh-n.
http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/w...nakedride1.jpg

I'm hoping to score a sweet McMansion complete with black SUV and silver minivan somewhere out in Suburbistan. I certainly can't think of another reason to ride out there, so it may as well be for post-Rapture looting.