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Old 07-04-14 | 10:42 AM
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Auchen, I knew you were a great writer, but didn't realize you were an artist as well. Fabulous read. Enjoyed every word of it!
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Old 07-04-14 | 10:45 AM
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Very entertaining! Thank you.
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Old 07-04-14 | 11:33 AM
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Auchen, you win the best of the internet. What a hilarious read! The connection with rootboy made me LOL.
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Old 07-04-14 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pastorbobnlnh
This could easily be the start of a work of fiction. Or might it be classified as non-nonfiction? In any event, it even has promise to be picked up by the Lifetime or Discovery Channel networks as the next hit reality series. "Tales of the Flipper" or "One Bike Never Too Many" or "Flippers Gone Rogue" or "To Flip or Not To Flip?"
Nice thought Pastor, but reality shows are getting trashier. . . Probably, they'd be calling it "The Lascivious Flipper" or something like that. Anyway, I cancelled my cable TV service.
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Old 07-04-14 | 12:09 PM
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Old 07-04-14 | 12:10 PM
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I turned you into to the LAB, Auchen. They are sending their SWAT team who will bust down your front door with a battering ram made from a Schwinn Varsity. They will bind you with black zip ties, many of them, and force you to watch while they load all of your bikes and hoarded parts into a van. They will leave you with a rusty Huffy mountain bike with a chain frozen into a zig-zag shape and a saddle with a rotting cover. Yes, and grip shifters that no linger click. They will be watching you from that point on. Watching you.
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good!



And he has is own reality TV show now???
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Old 07-04-14 | 12:13 PM
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I wish my dad could read this. But I think he did worst things then that. He use to do some interesting things with rattle can paint, bondo and speedo's (not what you find on swimmers).
Thank you for clarifying. I didn't want to have to illustrate the interesting speedo trick.
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Old 07-04-14 | 12:14 PM
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Thanks so much guys- I gotta get back to painting the walls now!
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Old 07-04-14 | 03:09 PM
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Auchen, the best posting EVER on any message board, and with hand-drawn illustrations, too! Thanks!
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Old 07-04-14 | 03:32 PM
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[MENTION=111548]kehomer[/MENTION], [MENTION=159681]Bianchigirll[/MENTION], [MENTION=175208]gaucho777[/MENTION], [MENTION=128687]JJPistols[/MENTION] , [MENTION=137164]southpawboston[/MENTION] , [MENTION=190292]daf1009[/MENTION] , [MENTION=359104]CroMo Mike[/MENTION] -and anyone else I missed - Thank you all for your kindness and understanding. I feel that I have been vindicated for all my past transgressions.

Time to start on some new ones!
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What's really bugs me about the price of old bikes is how everybody with an old POS bike now feels it is worth good money. If you go on CL these days you'll see an abundance of people convinced their old 10 speed Huffy or Free Spirit with rotted out tires, rusty chain and rock hard brake pads is now a collectors item and worth well over $100. Heck, people even seem to think their 90's era department store mountain bikes are worth something. It's one thing if your old bike is an Elgin or a Cannondale or even a Schwinn. Those are all bikes with value stemming either from their quality or their collectiblity. Just because something is old though does not make it either good or desirable.
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Old 07-04-14 | 07:59 PM
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Garages and basements across America and around the world are stuffed with OLD bikes. Their market value is seriously diminished by abundance alone. Consider other factors, and it goes to near zip for most of them.
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