Strategic shorts hole
06-23-09, 10:27 AM
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Strategic shorts hole
I'm about to go out for a ride. HAD to stop and post this. 
So I'm about to slide my shorts on when I caught a glimpse of the rug through the shorts. Through the FRONT of the shorts. Imagine, as a guy, the last place you'd want to see a hole in your shorts. BINGO.
Oh, the LOLs that could have been!
"Mommy, why is that man waving his thumb at me out of his pants?"
"Why, yes ma'am I do think you're pretty. Why do you ask?"
"Hands against the car, sir. Are you carrying any other weapons I should know about?"
So, yeah. Needle & thread time. Check your shorts, peeps!
So I'm about to slide my shorts on when I caught a glimpse of the rug through the shorts. Through the FRONT of the shorts. Imagine, as a guy, the last place you'd want to see a hole in your shorts. BINGO.
Oh, the LOLs that could have been!
"Mommy, why is that man waving his thumb at me out of his pants?"
"Why, yes ma'am I do think you're pretty. Why do you ask?"
"Hands against the car, sir. Are you carrying any other weapons I should know about?"
So, yeah. Needle & thread time. Check your shorts, peeps!
06-23-09, 10:49 AM
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This thread is just fine w/o pix. 
06-23-09, 02:06 PM
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Even worse if you happen to ride through the "gay" part of town.....
06-24-09, 09:21 AM
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"Excuse me sir, which way to the interstate"
"You go *with hands on hips, quickly points pelvis to the right* that-a-way"
Try not to get it caught up in your chain rings
"You go *with hands on hips, quickly points pelvis to the right* that-a-way"
Try not to get it caught up in your chain rings
06-24-09, 11:52 AM
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I got caught in a hail storm last week. It was mostly just little chunks of ice inside of rain-drops, but it was especially painful when it hit the bare skin on my neck and arms. I can't imagine what it would have done to you, that day.
06-25-09, 02:01 PM
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I sell HVAC, but I don't think I can help you with your ventilation issue
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06-25-09, 03:13 PM
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Since this is the thread most likely to degrade far enough to get locked, I will post it here... but starting with this thread, the titles with a little imagination are an outline for an interesting story:
Strategic shorts hole
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The "Average Clyde" thread
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Strategic shorts hole
Beat the heat with a sunrise ride.
Help with motivation?
The "Average Clyde" thread
Best day of my life!!! My G/F rocks!! PICS!!
Riding with my fiancee
The Historian's June Tour - Pittsburgh to DC again!
Worst thing you have inhaled or swallowed while riding?
Too big for carbon?
