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RubeRad 04-30-15 09:05 AM

I don't think it's a d1ck move, even if you don't ask. It's a bike rack, it's meant for bikes, it's not being used for bikes, which means whoever paid to install it isn't getting their money's worth.

However, given that yours is the first case I've heard of a commuter being repeatedly targeted for obnoxious deflation, it's not a common thing. So if review of the tapes can identify the culprit and he can be dealt with, I bet you won't have to worry any more.

You could also look around in the back, even if there isn't an actual bike rack, there might be a pipe or some other secure feature that you could lock up to while keeping your bike out of everyone's way. That might be preferable to a rack out front in general.

aquateen 04-30-15 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by gregjones (Post 17760279)
I did have the lug nuts come loose on my truck one evening on the way home a decade ago. But, it was parked at a construction site in Atlanta all day with a bumper sticker that read "If I'd known there be this much trouble, I'd have picked my own damn cotton".

gross

jfowler85 04-30-15 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by ParkingTheBus (Post 17764644)
I have an idea..

There's a local nursing home near my work that has a hidden bicycle rack. Nobody ever uses it. Would it be a d1ck move to lock my bike up there and walk 5 minutes to work?

Depends...when my employer took down the roof covering our bike rack, I started parking across the street at the local university which has converted butt hutt with a bike rack inside. Keeps my bike out of the weather, albeit it's where all the cats like to piss. I am not affiliated with the university in any way, and I am prepared to comply with any campus cops who get butt hurt that I am using their property.

You can try the nursing home, but don't be a weener if you are asked to not use it in the future.

For future reference, this forum will accomplish nothing for you should someone start messing with your bicycle again. Move it or confront the person messing with you. This is why you should never be a dick to your coworkers.

rmfnla 04-30-15 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by ParkingTheBus (Post 17764644)
I have an idea..

There's a local nursing home near my work that has a hidden bicycle rack. Nobody ever uses it. Would it be a d1ck move to lock my bike up there and walk 5 minutes to work?

The d1ck move is the a$$wipe who's messing with your ride.

Aren't you dying of curiosity to know who it is? I know I would be...

rmfnla 04-30-15 10:04 AM

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I used to have this on my motorcycle; it fit perfectly right between the handlebar clamps...

jfowler85 04-30-15 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17765010)
I used to have this on my motorcycle; it fit perfectly right between the handlebar clamps...

If I saw that, I would be tempted to do something along the lines of drawing a penis on a conspicuous part like the headlight.

rmfnla 04-30-15 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by jfowler85 (Post 17765079)
If I saw that, I would be tempted to do something along the lines of drawing a penis on a conspicuous part like the headlight.

I won't go into what I would do if I caught you at it... ;)

noglider 04-30-15 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by mgw4jc (Post 17760713)
Deflate the tires yourself before going into work?

Little Johnny kept convincing little Jane to climb on the monkey bars while he stood on the ground. Eventually, one of her classmates told her that Johnny was doing it so he could look up her dress and see her underwear. The next day, he told her to climb the monkey bars, and she did it again! Her friend said, "Didn't I tell you what Johnny is up to?"

Jane said, "Oh, but I fooled him this time. I'm not wearing any underwear."

Wanderer 04-30-15 10:57 AM

I'd find out who did it, and search out their vehicle....... What's good for the goose....................

2 times is two tires, three is three ----- maybe they would understand

Booger1 04-30-15 12:57 PM

2 deflated tires on one car sucks......:)

jfowler85 04-30-15 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17765095)
I won't go into what I would do if I caught you at it... ;)

Draw a penis on me? Or draw on my penis?






I laughed while writing that.

gpburdell 04-30-15 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17765095)
I won't go into what I would do if I caught you at it... ;)

Land in jail on an assault charge? :lol:

fietsbob 04-30-15 02:43 PM

Buy a old van and leave it there in the parking lot, (Cinderblocks instead of wheels Optional), put your Bike in it while at work .. Lock the door. :rolleyes:

rmfnla 04-30-15 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by gpburdell (Post 17765924)
Land in jail on an assault charge? :lol:

Protection of private property being vandalized?

I'd fight that assault charge...

e0richt 04-30-15 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by treebound (Post 17762250)
I picked up a small screamer type alarm a few months ago at a thrift shop for a few dollars, has a small pull cord to set it off kind of like a panic alarm and it is LOUD. I've thought of figuring out a way to rig it up to the bike where if the bike is moved then it would go off, problem is with wind and with other people putting bikes in a nearby rack location.

you can actually buy a bike alarm off of amazon... reviews said it did a pretty good job.

gpburdell 05-01-15 05:42 AM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17766348)
Protection of private property being vandalized?
I'd fight that assault charge...

Your initial post indicated intent toward excessive force (if not just Internet bluster). Use of sufficient force to stop/deter will keep you fine, but put a real beat down on the slimeball (as you imply) and you'll spend more on lawyers than the bike. :)

Rcrxjlb 05-01-15 06:26 AM

1.Buy a beater bike
2.Ask your boss if you can park your bike inside
3.Take the front wheel off & take it with you

Daniel4 05-01-15 07:37 AM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17766348)
Protection of private property being vandalized?

I'd fight that assault charge...

I believe "stand your ground" will be your argument.

Sullalto 05-01-15 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by rmfnla (Post 17765095)
I won't go into what I would do if I caught you at it... ;)

what about correcting the grammar on the sticker?



Originally Posted by Daniel4 (Post 17767866)
I believe "stand your ground" will be your argument.

Life isn't in danger, though.

Nick The Great 05-01-15 02:58 PM

You could slob super glue all over the tire once you get to work.

Or black ink.

rmfnla 05-01-15 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by jfowler85 (Post 17765743)
Draw a penis on me? Or draw on my penis?





I laughed while writing that.

I didn't see this at first; I laughed out loud reading it... :beer:

hueyhoolihan 05-01-15 06:28 PM

sounds like there is no evidence of anyone tampering with the bike. experience will eventually demonstrate, that flat tires take an indeterminate amount of time to manifest themselves, depending on the severity of the hole or holes in the tube. :)

ParkingTheBus 05-02-15 10:02 AM

UPDATE:

So I talked to security at my work who reviewed footage of the last few days. They told me that they didn't see ANYBODY touch or mess with my bike. I thought this to be strange as two days in a row, I had a flat tire on two different bikes, both on the rear... I guess I can't dispute video evidence.



Originally Posted by RubeRad (Post 17764786)
I don't think it's a d1ck move, even if you don't ask. It's a bike rack, it's meant for bikes, it's not being used for bikes, which means whoever paid to install it isn't getting their money's worth.

However, given that yours is the first case I've heard of a commuter being repeatedly targeted for obnoxious deflation, it's not a common thing. So if review of the tapes can identify the culprit and he can be dealt with, I bet you won't have to worry any more.

You could also look around in the back, even if there isn't an actual bike rack, there might be a pipe or some other secure feature that you could lock up to while keeping your bike out of everyone's way. That might be preferable to a rack out front in general.

Thanks for the advice as this is exactly what I did. I found a secluded area on the side of my building and lock it down to a steel fence. Not that many people walk by and I'll be purchasing an alarm soon to notify me if it's being moved or touched.

fietsbob 05-02-15 10:47 AM

... sending the alarm, To your phone?

Bubble Bursting .. Number 1) inside you wont hear it? and will you get sacked for suddenly leaving the Job, to respond?

ParkingTheBus 05-02-15 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by fietsbob (Post 17771040)
... sending the alarm, To your phone?

Bubble Bursting .. Number 1) inside you wont hear it? and will you get sacked for suddenly leaving the Job, to respond?

Therečs a little remote that vibrates whenever the alarm is set off.

And no, I won't get sacked.


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