Question about salt crystals?
07-01-05 | 10:48 PM
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Question about salt crystals?
I really like it. They work really well taming the funk. I stay completely inoffensive all day, even though I ride 34 miles, to and from work. My question is...is it safe to apply the salt crystal to your "area", so you don't have to walk around with your boys smelling all mushroomy? Or maybe how about reaching around and applying it to the ace? Will my dumper shrivel up like's it's in a Tom and Jerry cartoon? (Is that the same alum that would make their mouths shrink up like that? Or am I just talking crazy talk?) Seriously though, not walking around with a case of the onion balls would just be terrific.
Thanks, buddies.
Greg
If I've learned anything today, it is don't apply it your face, or your mouth will look like a butthole. C-ya!
Thanks, buddies.
Greg
If I've learned anything today, it is don't apply it your face, or your mouth will look like a butthole. C-ya!
07-01-05 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by greglandron
I really like it. They work really well taming the funk. I stay completely inoffensive all day, even though I ride 34 miles, to and from work. My question is...is it safe to apply the salt crystal to your "area", so you don't have to walk around with your boys smelling all mushroomy? Or maybe how about reaching around and applying it to the ace? Will my dumper shrivel up like's it's in a Tom and Jerry cartoon? (Is that the same alum that would make their mouths shrink up like that? Or am I just talking crazy talk?) Seriously though, not walking around with a case of the onion balls would just be terrific.
Thanks, buddies.
Greg
If I've learned anything today, it is don't apply it your face, or your mouth will look like a butthole. C-ya!
Thanks, buddies.
Greg
If I've learned anything today, it is don't apply it your face, or your mouth will look like a butthole. C-ya!
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Dreamin' of Bemidji Down the Mississippi (in part)
Plan Epsilon Around Lake Michigan in the era of Covid
Gold Fever Three days of dirt in Colorado
Pokin' around the Poconos A cold ride around Lake Erie
Dinosaurs in Colorado A mountain bike guide to the Purgatory Canyon dinosaur trackway
Solo Without Pie. The search for pie in the Midwest.
Picking the Scablands. Washington and Oregon, 2005. Pie and spiders on the Columbia River!
