I saw a person carry a Harvard multi game table look alike, Just the table part laid flat on his handle bars.

Wow

Was he riding... or just pushing the bike?

He was in the shoulder riding his bicycle

oh... in that case...

WOW!!!

Ttiwwop

Wow, nice! And I thought I was cool for riding with a floor pump one time (delivered to work, had to get it home!).

Today I was a little late getting to college
School was getting out and all the kids were walking across the bridge of the canal.
There on the other side by a dead end sat 4 Icecream vans. These vans are conversion, steps and anything they can pull out of the junkyard.

Like drug dealers waiting to sell sugar to the kids.
Yes it is almost x-mas and I have to hear that crappy music.