A Friendly Message to Angry Motorists
#26
TreadHead
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: '95 Klein Pulse, '98 Klein Pulse [Single Speed], Mosh (Gaint) 24" bmx cruiser
Originally Posted by TreeUnit
I got kinda tired of having people honk the crap out of their horns at me.
Just made up some little laminated cards with magnetic tape. I'll post one on the next car who blows by, honking away. Here's the text
Dear Motorist:
Based on your lengthy honk earlier, I am led to believe that you were resentful of having to travel behind myself, a slow commuter cyclist. I do understand that the 5 seconds which you lost traveling behind me were very precious to you, and am sorry that they were wasted. However, I think you should know that I and other commuter cyclists are extremely resentful of the fact that automobiles such as yours are responsible for filling the atmosphere with outrageous amounts of carbon dioxide, inducing global warming, and effectively destroying the planet for all of our children.
They're easy to make, I suggest trying it.
Just made up some little laminated cards with magnetic tape. I'll post one on the next car who blows by, honking away. Here's the text
Dear Motorist:
Based on your lengthy honk earlier, I am led to believe that you were resentful of having to travel behind myself, a slow commuter cyclist. I do understand that the 5 seconds which you lost traveling behind me were very precious to you, and am sorry that they were wasted. However, I think you should know that I and other commuter cyclists are extremely resentful of the fact that automobiles such as yours are responsible for filling the atmosphere with outrageous amounts of carbon dioxide, inducing global warming, and effectively destroying the planet for all of our children.
They're easy to make, I suggest trying it.
If cars were filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide all the plants would grow like crazy.
So, if carbon dioxide is a pollutant you wish to stop dispersing into the atmosphere, just stop breathing.
#27
put our Heads Together

Joined: Jun 2003
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From: southeast pennsylvania
Bikes: a mountain bike with a cargo box on the back and aero bars on the front. an old well-worn dahon folding bike
I think you meant to say Carbon Monoxide.
If cars were filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide all the plants would grow like crazy.
So, if carbon dioxide is a pollutant you wish to stop dispersing into the atmosphere, just stop breathing.
If cars were filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide all the plants would grow like crazy.
So, if carbon dioxide is a pollutant you wish to stop dispersing into the atmosphere, just stop breathing.
Originally Posted by wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocarbon
In an ideal reaction, (of hydrocarbons) the waste would be only water and carbon dioxide
If cars were filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide all the plants would grow like crazy.
A similarity between humans and cars is that both use compounds which contain carbon and hydrogen, react them with oxygen, and produce far more water and C02 than anything else in those reactions.
Humans' hydrogen-and-carbon-containing fuels are known as proteins, sugars, fats, and alcohols. Many engines run fine on either Diesel or perfectly edible oil, while some others will run fine on either gasoline or pure alcohol (of the sort you could safely spike your punch with).
Last edited by cerewa; 01-31-07 at 10:45 PM.
#28
1.) mount a car horn
2.) tie it into your pre-existing 12v light setup
3.) wait for senseless motorist aggression
4.) honk back with with two quick, friendly beeps while giving a friendly wave and appearing as though you've just been reunited with a long lost friend
2.) tie it into your pre-existing 12v light setup
3.) wait for senseless motorist aggression
4.) honk back with with two quick, friendly beeps while giving a friendly wave and appearing as though you've just been reunited with a long lost friend
#30
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Carbon dioxide (CO2) is formed when a hydrocarbon fully reacts with oxygen in combustion. Carbon monoxide (CO) is formed when hydrocarbons combust with an insufficient amount of oxygen.
both are found in car exhaust, both are greenhouse gases. however, exhaust from automobiles is hardly the cause of the problem with this global increase of the gases. If every person in the US drove a hummer, the total amount of CO and CO2 emissions for a year would hardly amount to the levels given off in a single volcanic eruption. I'm not sure offhand how many hundreds/thousands of volcanoes go off in a year, but there's a lot. The problem is with the big industries and chemical plants and whatever else just pouring smoke out. Yet our president refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol, saying it would cost our big american companies too much money to help the environment.
both are found in car exhaust, both are greenhouse gases. however, exhaust from automobiles is hardly the cause of the problem with this global increase of the gases. If every person in the US drove a hummer, the total amount of CO and CO2 emissions for a year would hardly amount to the levels given off in a single volcanic eruption. I'm not sure offhand how many hundreds/thousands of volcanoes go off in a year, but there's a lot. The problem is with the big industries and chemical plants and whatever else just pouring smoke out. Yet our president refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol, saying it would cost our big american companies too much money to help the environment.
#31
Videre non videri
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,208
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From: Gothenburg, Sweden
Bikes: 1 road bike (simple, light), 1 TT bike (could be more aero, could be lighter), 1 all-weather commuter and winter bike, 1 Monark 828E ergometer indoor bike
Originally Posted by MSUcommuter
Carbon dioxide (CO2) is formed when a hydrocarbon fully reacts with oxygen in combustion. Carbon monoxide (CO) is formed when hydrocarbons combust with an insufficient amount of oxygen.
both are found in car exhaust, both are greenhouse gases. however, exhaust from automobiles is hardly the cause of the problem with this global increase of the gases. If every person in the US drove a hummer, the total amount of CO and CO2 emissions for a year would hardly amount to the levels given off in a single volcanic eruption. I'm not sure offhand how many hundreds/thousands of volcanoes go off in a year, but there's a lot. The problem is with the big industries and chemical plants and whatever else just pouring smoke out. Yet our president refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol, saying it would cost our big american companies too much money to help the environment.
both are found in car exhaust, both are greenhouse gases. however, exhaust from automobiles is hardly the cause of the problem with this global increase of the gases. If every person in the US drove a hummer, the total amount of CO and CO2 emissions for a year would hardly amount to the levels given off in a single volcanic eruption. I'm not sure offhand how many hundreds/thousands of volcanoes go off in a year, but there's a lot. The problem is with the big industries and chemical plants and whatever else just pouring smoke out. Yet our president refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol, saying it would cost our big american companies too much money to help the environment.
Motorised traffic typically represents 20-30% of the total fossil CO2 emissions of a country.
#32
cycle-commuter
Joined: Mar 2006
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From: Seattle, WA
Bikes: Bianchi Volpe, Univega Via de Oro
While I sympathize with the original poster, I'm more the nonconfrontational, idealistic sort that prefers something more like this...
https://petermiller.info/yellowcard.html
https://petermiller.info/yellowcard.html
#33
Banned.
Joined: Jun 2006
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From: I've had enough.
I don't think most Americans would get the gest of the yellow card/red card thing considering that in their game of footbal, the ball rarely touches a foot 

Originally Posted by SEAcarlessTTLE
While I sympathize with the original poster, I'm more the nonconfrontational, idealistic sort that prefers something more like this...
https://petermiller.info/yellowcard.html
https://petermiller.info/yellowcard.html
#34
Ride the Road

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,058
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From: Columbus, Ohio
Bikes: Surly Cross-Check; hard tail MTB
I agree that a non-confrontational method would be better and far less dangerous, but I think it would be fun (in theory, not practice) to leave something that said:
Originally Posted by magnet message for car
Next time, it won't be a harmless magnet.
#35
Ride 365
Joined: Nov 2004
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From: NYC/UpperDutchess, NY
Bikes: '06 Cannondale Six 13 Pro 2, '05 Specialized Allez Elite, '04 Jamis Satellite, 90's Raleigh M-45 single speed conversion, 80's Fuji Team single speed conversion, 70's Schwinn World Sport
I'm not anywhere near being a pacifist, but lately I've tried calmly pulling up to trangressors at red lights & asking them to roll down their windows.
I try to hold back the rage, bile & sarcasm when I say "Sir/Miss, you were just driving in the bike lane/cut me off without looking/nearly killed me because you didn't bother to look. Please don't do that again/look before you turn."
Most of the time I'll get an apology, even if it's not sincere. The point I'm trying to make to these people is that there are humans riding these bikes. Not obstacles in GTA.
If you write off everyone as 'cagers' you'll probably get treated as a faceless 'biker' in return.
Yes, it's far easier said than done. I have to remind myself daily not to flip off or scream at every mindless driver I pass on the road.
I try to hold back the rage, bile & sarcasm when I say "Sir/Miss, you were just driving in the bike lane/cut me off without looking/nearly killed me because you didn't bother to look. Please don't do that again/look before you turn."
Most of the time I'll get an apology, even if it's not sincere. The point I'm trying to make to these people is that there are humans riding these bikes. Not obstacles in GTA.
If you write off everyone as 'cagers' you'll probably get treated as a faceless 'biker' in return.
Yes, it's far easier said than done. I have to remind myself daily not to flip off or scream at every mindless driver I pass on the road.
#36
Ex-Lion Tamer
Joined: Jan 2006
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From: Brooklyn, N.Y.
Bikes: 1982 Lotus Legend (steel-frame touring bike); 1982 Fuji S10S (converted to a singlespeed: 46x16); Specialized Crossroads hybrid (the child taxi).
Very true, Lucky. Just this morning, trying to navigate the 6th Ave. bike lane in Midtown — which is filled with idling limos, police traffic sawhorses, the odd huge pile of police-horse crap (really) — I almost got doored. The fashion shows are in Bryant Park, and an honest-to-god fashionista threw her cab door open right into the bike lane. I screeched to a halt. (Sounded closer than it was, so everyone turned.) This woman in her nice coat and done-up hair looked at me and said, "It's not as if it's my fault." (Her accurate grammar floored me, so I didn't say anything for a second. "As if" rather than "like"!) "Well," I finally said, "yes. It is your fault. Look first." If I'd had the light and a clean getaway, I'm quite sure my response would have been angrier and more profane. And it would have done no good at all in the long run.
#37
Ride 365
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From: NYC/UpperDutchess, NY
Bikes: '06 Cannondale Six 13 Pro 2, '05 Specialized Allez Elite, '04 Jamis Satellite, 90's Raleigh M-45 single speed conversion, 80's Fuji Team single speed conversion, 70's Schwinn World Sport
Originally Posted by Bklyn
Very true, Lucky. Just this morning, trying to navigate the 6th Ave. bike lane in Midtown — which is filled with idling limos, police traffic sawhorses, the odd huge pile of police-horse crap (really) — I almost got doored. The fashion shows are in Bryant Park, and an honest-to-god fashionista threw her cab door open right into the bike lane. I screeched to a halt. (Sounded closer than it was, so everyone turned.) This woman in her nice coat and done-up hair looked at me and said, "It's not as if it's my fault." (Her accurate grammar floored me, so I didn't say anything for a second. "As if" rather than "like"!) "Well," I finally said, "yes. It is your fault. Look first." If I'd had the light and a clean getaway, I'm quite sure my response would have been angrier and more profane. And it would have done no good at all in the long run.




