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All your huffy are belong to us.

Make your time.

All your Ross are belong to us, too.

This is why it's a 'Huffy'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huffy

Enjoy.

East Hill

Someone set us up the bomb

Paint sniffer

You know not what you doing.

You geeks

Well, if a huffy is good enough for the NBA then surely its good enough for all of us!

You are on your way to destruction!!

There is no chance to survive make your time!!

Ha ha!!

Huffy...

For Great Justice

Dorks.

Dang straight!

East Hill

I know what you mean. A lot of bicycle company names are confusing. Take Giant Bicycle Company for example. I was thinking they make some large ass frame sizes, like a 66 cm or more. Nope, they top out at 60 like most other manufacturers. Probably should be called Normal Range of Bicycle Frame Sizes Bicycle Company instead. And then there's Schwinn. What's up with that? No one riding a Schwinn has schwonn anything in several decades.

Brilliant use of italics.

If you don't like it you can leave on a Huffy.

If that's too quick for you you can leave in a minute and a Huffy.


With apologies to Groucho Marx

Ummm...that was Ignaz Schwinn's last name. Since he founded the company, I guess he got to name it after himself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwinn

The same for Huffy, George P. Huffman.

East Hill

Huffy and puffing on a too hard to pedal heavy POS bike.

Obviously! You may never have noticed, but that thing you commute on is actually two basketballs attached to a frame.

What do you mean POS bike? From the wiki article:

Jeeze, I think even Dave Stoller won riding a Huffy bicycle.

Hmm, I guess you're right. I feel so schwilly now.

He picked the right name... who the heck would be caught dead riding an Ignaz!

There is a big difference between "Huffy Labeled Bicycle" and "Bicycle Actually Made in the Huffy Factory"

Huffy never touched the bikes that won those medals, except with a paintbrush.

I do not understand why Huffy is still in business, and other companies like Schwinn and Raleigh got moved to the side.

I can see one reason to buy a Huffy, and that is to spraypaint it white for use as a ghost bike (a memorial.) However, using one for riding is a totally different matter... but that's IMHO, of course.