Strangest thing you've heard a cyclist yell?
04-01-07, 08:02 PM
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I once caught a JAM at a light and proceeded to knock on his window saying"Sir, are you all right? Are you having a seizure?.." while knocking on his window. He was trying to pretend I was invisible, but the other motorists were laughing out loud and pointing.
04-01-07, 09:39 PM
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I was in bethesda one day...and a car was about to pass thru a crosswalk without looking for a cyclist...he yells back "If you hit me I'll come beat the sh*t outta you're a**!"
04-02-07, 08:51 PM
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On group rides I wait and wait and wait until I can either yell
"hatch back!"
or
"truck up!"
Sad. My life is very sad.
"hatch back!"
or
"truck up!"
Sad. My life is very sad.
04-03-07, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Cave
On group rides I wait and wait and wait until I can either yell
"hatch back!"
or
"truck up!"
Sad. My life is very sad.
"hatch back!"
or
"truck up!"
Sad. My life is very sad.
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04-03-07, 05:08 AM
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hi, another tallahassee rider, i guess you were on campus? i work at fsu and ride to work most days.
04-03-07, 09:04 PM
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"Hey man you got some change? OH SHIIIIIIIII..... (t)"
A homeless guy on a bike was riding down the sidewalk and asked me that question. Before I could respond he ran into a pole. He was only going like 5 miles an hour though.
A homeless guy on a bike was riding down the sidewalk and asked me that question. Before I could respond he ran into a pole. He was only going like 5 miles an hour though.
04-03-07, 09:49 PM
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"F***ING petals!
Yes, petals with a "t." My first crash in years was a week ago. This time of year in Portland all the cherry trees are in blossom--very beautiful, but as I made a sharpish turn at about 12 mph onto the MUP on the waterfront both my wheels completely skid out from under me, due to the fact that the surface of the pavement was completely covered in soggy, slippery petals. The kicker is that about 10 people were watching.
Yes, petals with a "t." My first crash in years was a week ago. This time of year in Portland all the cherry trees are in blossom--very beautiful, but as I made a sharpish turn at about 12 mph onto the MUP on the waterfront both my wheels completely skid out from under me, due to the fact that the surface of the pavement was completely covered in soggy, slippery petals. The kicker is that about 10 people were watching.
04-05-07, 03:35 AM
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"Oi oi oi" as some roadie came flying by me down a hill before.
04-05-07, 03:45 AM
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I think I'm going to use the "D20 SCORE!!!" or "ROLL FOR INITATIVE!!" sometime when riding. Some geeks will get that. 
https://www.hoodyhoo.com/kodt02.htm PG-13 rating but check it out. It's holarious!! Needs flash but LOL
Wait for it at the end to get the reference.
https://www.hoodyhoo.com/kodt02.htm PG-13 rating but check it out. It's holarious!! Needs flash but LOL
Wait for it at the end to get the reference.
04-05-07, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 2manybikes
One of the guys in one of our recreational rides has the thinking of about a 12 year old and he's in his mid twenties. He eats with us after too. Usually after the ride it's dark so he needs a couple of us to ride him home after dark. We are approaching some kids on a corner. It's still a little light out.
He's first, and as we approach fast he puts one fist up in the air and yells "Transformers...... Attack !"
He collects transfomers toys.
He's first, and as we approach fast he puts one fist up in the air and yells "Transformers...... Attack !"
He collects transfomers toys.
that's hilarious..
