you forgot the perennial "i was just involved in some sort of legal altercation and/or traffic accident: what should i do?" threads.

<rant> I hate those threads - I come to the forums for useful information, not whining drivel. I swear I am getting carpal tunnel from scrolling past endless posts about things that have nothing to do with biking.

Could there be fewer rhetorical questions? Imagine what it would be like if we could get away from the hypothetical situations?

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Don't forget the "others are morons because..." threads. Lots of those to ignore.

I like my fries crispy AND salty!

And the Safety Nannies threads about why they're holier than thou. The mouse over the thread title summary helps me ignore those. We need a return of threads like, "Check out my lights and how I use them to signal UFOs!" by guys like zero enigma. Those were cool.

I just gave away a brooks saddle.....