There ya go. Best to do it from within a Pickup Truck.. preferably one jacked up, big mudder tires and an exhaust that goes, "BlapblapblapblapblapBBrraahhhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!" when you hit the gas and take off. (cough cough.... Blehhhh!!! *******!)

Bonus points if you're missing a couple teeth, are slack-jawed, wearing a wife-beater, dirty baseball hat and have that stupid smile which blends ignorance, curiosity, condescending smugness and white-trash anger.