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Old 08-07-08 | 10:13 AM
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Yes it's true - I AM a goddess!

So yesterday, we had some new furniture delivered to the office. Two guys (I will call them Jose and Karl) hauled it all up to our suite on the 7th floor and were unwrapping and assembling. To fully appreciate this, you must picture me - unassuming 40-ish lady, wearing unassuming 40-ish lady office garb, working unassumingly on my computer.
Karl (taking protective wrapping off a big wall unit): "Jose - where's the cutter?"

Jose: "In the truck"

Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)

Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."

Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."

Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
(some minutes pass)
Jose (now assembling big work station): "Karl, where's the allen wrench?"

Karl: "In the truck"

Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)

Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Jose and Karl both look at me, completely gobsmacked.
Me: "I also have some needle nose pliers and a chain tool if you need them."

Jose: "Who ARE you?"

Karl: "Are you married?"

I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:16 AM
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So yesterday, we had some new furniture delivered to the office. Two guys (I will call them Jose and Karl) hauled it all up to our suite on the 7th floor and were unwrapping and assembling. To fully appreciate this, you must picture me - unassuming 40-ish lady, wearing unassuming 40-ish lady office garb, working unassumingly on my computer.
Karl (taking protective wrapping off a big wall unit): "Jose - where's the cutter?"

Jose: "In the truck"

Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)

Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."

Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."

Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
(some minutes pass)
Jose (now assembling big work station): "Karl, where's the allen wrench?"

Karl: "In the truck"

Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)

Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Jose and Karl both look at me, completely gobsmacked.
Me: "I also have some needle nose pliers and a chain tool if you need them."

Jose: "Who ARE you?"

Karl: "Are you married?"

I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
You are a goddess! You had me at sharp pocketknife. The others items are gravy.
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:16 AM
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Hope you got your tools back Thanks for sharing (your story).
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:18 AM
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Poor guys, just trying to take a smoke break.
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:20 AM
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So, where do you put your purse when riding??? LOL

Nowadays, I only cary my pocket knife for Critical Mass rides.
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:22 AM
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Congrats SD, you are indeed unique among women.
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:24 AM
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Great story.

So are you married?
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:25 AM
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I find it highly suspicious that you felt compelled to protect the identities of the movers by assigning them fake names.

My gaydar is on full alert. Yeah it's not the right tool for the job but my BS meter is in the shop.
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:48 AM
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Great story.

So are you married?
And do you know how to use them?
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Old 08-07-08 | 10:59 AM
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I knew a guy once who spent 3 days in the Jamacian jungle in his underware (long story...it was 1970's drug smuggling gone bad). He swore after that that he would never be without a pocket knife again!
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Old 08-07-08 | 11:00 AM
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
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Old 08-07-08 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by SDBluefish
...I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
That's funny - thanks for posting.
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Old 08-07-08 | 11:44 AM
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
As long as they're not of the drug-smuggling dude in his underwear, then sure.
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Old 08-07-08 | 11:48 AM
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I knew a guy once who spent 3 days in the Jamacian jungle in his underware (long story...it was 1970's drug smuggling gone bad). He swore after that that he would never be without a pocket knife again!


Originally Posted by Mr. Underbridge
As long as they're not of the drug-smuggling dude in his underwear, then sure.
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Old 08-07-08 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pathdoc
Great story.

So are you married?
Friend of mine once gave his wife a Sawzall as a b'day present -- her wish. A happy marriage.
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Old 08-07-08 | 12:17 PM
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Is it really unique? I know a lot of women who carry tools. It's one of the great things about a purse. Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.

No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.

If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
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Old 08-07-08 | 12:58 PM
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Photos? Here's one - are you all atremble?

(And yes, I know how to use them!)

Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.

Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?
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Old 08-07-08 | 01:01 PM
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Heh Heh Heh... She said "propitiate"!

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Old 08-07-08 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by bkbrouwer
I knew a guy once who spent 3 days in the Jamacian jungle in his underware (long story...it was 1970's drug smuggling gone bad). He swore after that that he would never be without a pocket knife again!
and I guess he's going to keep it in his underware!?
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Old 08-07-08 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Indie
Is it really unique? I know a lot of women who carry tools. It's one of the great things about a purse. Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.

No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.

If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
Jeeze, I can't even get my wife to carry a small tape measure.... and she is in the building industry...
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Old 08-07-08 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SDBluefish
Photos? Here's one - are you all atremble?

(And yes, I know how to use them!)

Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.

Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?
Those are some pretty firm curves <slinks away>
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Old 08-07-08 | 02:29 PM
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Real life story:

I was at work one day a few years ago (before our 21 month old was born).

Wife: Hi honey.

Me: Hi Sweets.

Wife: Don't kill me OK?

Me: Um...why?

Wife: I bought something.

Me: OK, big deal why?

Wife: It was expensive?

Me: OK, what did you buy?

wife: A Makita compound miter saw.

Me: *silence*

Me: Let me put you on speaker phone so I can make the other guys in the office jealous.

My wife is also in to Trek, Star Wars and plays EQII when we have time (which with a little one isn't often). Her only flaw in my eyes was she didn't ride a bike, that changed last weekend.
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Old 08-07-08 | 02:47 PM
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Photos? Here's one - are you all atremble?
Wha-wha-wha-wadaya gonna d-d-d-d-do with that?
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Old 08-07-08 | 03:33 PM
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That stripped screw removal set in the dressy purse is for getting into secret areas during black tie parties. She's MI6.
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