Yes it's true - I AM a goddess!
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Yes it's true - I AM a goddess!
So yesterday, we had some new furniture delivered to the office. Two guys (I will call them Jose and Karl) hauled it all up to our suite on the 7th floor and were unwrapping and assembling. To fully appreciate this, you must picture me - unassuming 40-ish lady, wearing unassuming 40-ish lady office garb, working unassumingly on my computer.
I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
Karl (taking protective wrapping off a big wall unit): "Jose - where's the cutter?"
Jose: "In the truck"
Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."
Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."
Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
(some minutes pass)Jose: "In the truck"
Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."
Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."
Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
Jose (now assembling big work station): "Karl, where's the allen wrench?"
Karl: "In the truck"
Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Jose and Karl both look at me, completely gobsmacked.Karl: "In the truck"
Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Me: "I also have some needle nose pliers and a chain tool if you need them."
Jose: "Who ARE you?"
Karl: "Are you married?"
Jose: "Who ARE you?"
Karl: "Are you married?"
I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
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So yesterday, we had some new furniture delivered to the office. Two guys (I will call them Jose and Karl) hauled it all up to our suite on the 7th floor and were unwrapping and assembling. To fully appreciate this, you must picture me - unassuming 40-ish lady, wearing unassuming 40-ish lady office garb, working unassumingly on my computer.
I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
Karl (taking protective wrapping off a big wall unit): "Jose - where's the cutter?"
Jose: "In the truck"
Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."
Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."
Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
(some minutes pass)Jose: "In the truck"
Karl: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: (Looking up from computer) "Hang on - I've got a pocketknife in my purse."
Karl: "Thanks - and wow, it's sharp."
Me: "Yeah, I keep it pretty sharp. Hate a dull knife."
Jose (now assembling big work station): "Karl, where's the allen wrench?"
Karl: "In the truck"
Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Jose and Karl both look at me, completely gobsmacked.Karl: "In the truck"
Jose: *Groan!* (prepares to head to elevator)
Me: "Hang on, I've got one." (Pull multi-tool from my purse)
Me: "I also have some needle nose pliers and a chain tool if you need them."
Jose: "Who ARE you?"
Karl: "Are you married?"
Jose: "Who ARE you?"
Karl: "Are you married?"
I am a woman with tools - truly a goddess. Propitiate me with offerings!!
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I find it highly suspicious that you felt compelled to protect the identities of the movers by assigning them fake names.
My gaydar is on full alert. Yeah it's not the right tool for the job but my BS meter is in the shop.
My gaydar is on full alert. Yeah it's not the right tool for the job but my BS meter is in the shop.
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I knew a guy once who spent 3 days in the Jamacian jungle in his underware (long story...it was 1970's drug smuggling gone bad). He swore after that that he would never be without a pocket knife again!
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That's funny - thanks for posting.
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shameless POWERCRANK plug
Recommended reading for all cyclists - Cyclecraft - Effective Cycling
Condor Cycles - quite possibly the best bike shop in London
Don't run red lights, wear a helmet, use hand signals, get some cycle lights(front and rear) and, FFS, don't run red lights!
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Is it really unique? I know a lot of women who carry tools. It's one of the great things about a purse.
Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.
No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.
If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.
If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
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From: San Diego, CA
Photos? Here's one - are you all atremble? 
(And yes, I know how to use them!)
Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.
Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?

(And yes, I know how to use them!)
Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.
Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?
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Is it really unique? I know a lot of women who carry tools. It's one of the great things about a purse.
Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.
No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.
If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
Having said that, it's awkward when you own more than one purse. I lost my stripped-screw removal kit, and only just found it this weekend when I was getting ready to go to a friend's wedding -- the kit was in my dressy purse that hangs in the closet and doesn't get used more than a couple of times a year.No, I don't remember where I was going all dressed up and expecting to have to remove stripped screws.
If I'm riding, my purse (which is more like a mini-messenger-bag of a style that I've seen men carry as well, from Mountain Equipment Co-Op) goes in my army surplus backpack.
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From: Spokane/Tri-Cities WA
Bikes: mountain bike, road bike
Photos? Here's one - are you all atremble? 
(And yes, I know how to use them!)
Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.
Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?

(And yes, I know how to use them!)
Tools, along with other essentials (ibuprofen, key card to get me into the building, (*ahem*) feminine supplies, and a tiny deck of cards) go in a little zippered pouch. In the seat bag when I'm on the bike; in the purse/backpack/satchel when I'm not.
Don't carry a screw-stripping kit. Maybe I should get one for my next black-tie gala?
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From: Syracuse, NY
Real life story:
I was at work one day a few years ago (before our 21 month old was born).
Wife: Hi honey.
Me: Hi Sweets.
Wife: Don't kill me OK?
Me: Um...why?
Wife: I bought something.
Me: OK, big deal why?
Wife: It was expensive?
Me: OK, what did you buy?
wife: A Makita compound miter saw.
Me: *silence*
Me: Let me put you on speaker phone so I can make the other guys in the office jealous.
My wife is also in to Trek, Star Wars and plays EQII when we have time (which with a little one isn't often). Her only flaw in my eyes was she didn't ride a bike, that changed last weekend.
I was at work one day a few years ago (before our 21 month old was born).
Wife: Hi honey.
Me: Hi Sweets.
Wife: Don't kill me OK?
Me: Um...why?
Wife: I bought something.
Me: OK, big deal why?
Wife: It was expensive?
Me: OK, what did you buy?
wife: A Makita compound miter saw.
Me: *silence*
Me: Let me put you on speaker phone so I can make the other guys in the office jealous.
My wife is also in to Trek, Star Wars and plays EQII when we have time (which with a little one isn't often). Her only flaw in my eyes was she didn't ride a bike, that changed last weekend.





Thanks for sharing (your story).
