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You can beat another cyclist to the finish line, you can beat your best commute to work time, but you sure can't beat a..........
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You should have just stood in the darkness looking creepily at them with a smile on your face, licking your lips every so often.
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Lucky stiff.
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Originally Posted by taliesin
(Post 7402371)
I've heard of "blow-outs" on the ride home, but...
Originally Posted by rugerben
(Post 7402410)
Jeebus. I thought I had a hard time dodging Hummers while riding on the road!!!!
Originally Posted by uke
(Post 7402960)
Reason #69 to buy better lights.
Originally Posted by Popeyecahn
(Post 7404098)
Man that tale really blew me away...
Originally Posted by harleyfrog
(Post 7407413)
Lucky stiff.
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Good storytelling. You hid the punch well.
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Originally Posted by HOV
(Post 7407473)
This story is yet another example of how people suck.
Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha....ha. |
Originally Posted by harleyfrog
(Post 7407413)
Lucky stiff.
That was a great story. I felt really bad for OP. Now I just feel bad for the couple whose fun was interrupted! |
I'm having a hard time swallowing this story.
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Dude, you forgot rule number one of checking dead bodies, poke it with a stick.
Man, this thread has got to have set a record for double entendre. |
Originally Posted by Ka_Jun
(Post 7408346)
Dude, you forgot rule number one of checking dead bodies, poke it with a stick.
Man, this thread has got to have set a record for double entendre. |
One of my recent Facebook status updates:
Keith saw 1 *******, 8 homeless, 1 raccoon, 2 cats & 1 dancing man on the greenway, & is now on the bus to the North Fork Century with a Camelbak bottle of boba tea. |
Originally Posted by HOV
(Post 7408386)
I tried to pay it some lip service but came up short
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This thread is making me feel rather spent...
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You dropped the ball:
You should have yelled "Police, If your not gone in 5 seconds, your busted". Then watch the guy trying to run around with his pants down. |
FINALLY!!!
The TRUE meaning of MUP! :roflmao: |
not afterwards. The vampire is asleep for the night and must not be disturbed.
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Wow....from the title of this thread I was almost afraid to read it.
Didn't see that one coming. The rock throwing theory would work....but what if you had hit the guy or his chick?:lol: |
Originally Posted by talleymonster
(Post 7426663)
Wow....from the title of this thread I was almost afraid to read it.
Didn't see that one coming. The rock throwing theory would work....but what if you had hit the guy or his chick?:lol: |
Originally Posted by Intheloonybin
(Post 7411186)
FINALLY!!!
The TRUE meaning of MUP! :roflmao: Matriarch Unlawfully Philandering? Man Unapologetically Probing? |
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