I dropped a loadie
 

I saw a roadie trying to catch me riding home last night.
But the chili I had for lunch kicked in, forcing me to sprint for home.
I didn't make it in time.
I cannot guarantee that no roadies were hurt in the making of this thread.
That is all.

bummer
i know how dangerous chili can be

lol
I have an 80 year old stomach in a 33 year old body. I know the feeling.
This rider knows where every port-a-pottie is on his commute.

There is only one port a pottie I can depend on.
It is only in service during warm weather.:speedy:

Tmi

i love bike forums

uh hum...can anyone pronounce 'roadie' with a Japanese accent? :innocent:

Using a port-a-pottie after it has just been cleaned in 5F temps is one of life's little pleasures.
By pleasures I mean a race to see how fast one can finish up in before freezing to the seat.

Unlocked pottie during winter. That would be a happy luxury.:)

Does this mean you "jumped the shart"?

That's a very moving story.

This thread is perfect without pictures.

Any skidmarks? Do a burnout?

Setting: A street market in china
Chinese marketing specialist: "Mistel, will you buy this fine Lolex whach, only 15 dollals fol you!"
Western tourist: "A 'genuine' Rolex for 15 dollars? I'll buy it if you can pronounce "Rolex" correctly"
Chinese marketing specialist: "Lolex?"

Who said he use'd a port a pottie? I hope the stains weren't to big. :)

I hate to ask, but I just can't help myself......

Is the port-a-pottie liquid still, er, LIQUID way below freezing temps?

I'm from the South (northen hemisphere). Gimme a break.

Having stopped at enough port-o-johns during mid-winter distance rides, I can assure you that at temperatures down to 20F, the blue stuff is still liquid.

Well, even if the ride wasn't pleasant, you still had a good run, right?

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=524331

the thread just one up from this one just now was on the topic of sanitizing shorts. Maybe chipcom should a read through? oh and thanks for _not_ posting pictures. :innocent:

The liquid they use to clean it with was not even remotely close to freezing when I had to hover inside the port-a-pottie. They had finished cleaning right when I was pulling up.

No pictures? jeeze
;)

I see what you did there.

Didn't take a piano to fall on you! :thumb:

I'd rue the day.

My thoughts exactly. I bet those bib straps were a nuisance when you finally made it home.