I dropped a loadie
03-26-09 | 09:04 AM
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I dropped a loadie
I saw a roadie trying to catch me riding home last night.
But the chili I had for lunch kicked in, forcing me to sprint for home.
I didn't make it in time.
I cannot guarantee that no roadies were hurt in the making of this thread.
That is all.
But the chili I had for lunch kicked in, forcing me to sprint for home.
I didn't make it in time.
I cannot guarantee that no roadies were hurt in the making of this thread.
That is all.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
03-26-09 | 09:12 AM
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lol
I have an 80 year old stomach in a 33 year old body. I know the feeling.
This rider knows where every port-a-pottie is on his commute.
I have an 80 year old stomach in a 33 year old body. I know the feeling.
This rider knows where every port-a-pottie is on his commute.
03-26-09 | 09:52 AM
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uh hum...can anyone pronounce 'roadie' with a Japanese accent? 
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
03-26-09 | 09:55 AM
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Using a port-a-pottie after it has just been cleaned in 5F temps is one of life's little pleasures.
By pleasures I mean a race to see how fast one can finish up in before freezing to the seat.
By pleasures I mean a race to see how fast one can finish up in before freezing to the seat.
03-26-09 | 10:20 AM
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That's a very moving story.
03-26-09 | 10:42 AM
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This thread is perfect without pictures.
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03-26-09 | 11:02 AM
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Setting: A street market in china
Chinese marketing specialist: "Mistel, will you buy this fine Lolex whach, only 15 dollals fol you!"
Western tourist: "A 'genuine' Rolex for 15 dollars? I'll buy it if you can pronounce "Rolex" correctly"
Chinese marketing specialist: "Lolex?"
Chinese marketing specialist: "Mistel, will you buy this fine Lolex whach, only 15 dollals fol you!"
Western tourist: "A 'genuine' Rolex for 15 dollars? I'll buy it if you can pronounce "Rolex" correctly"
Chinese marketing specialist: "Lolex?"
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03-26-09 | 11:06 AM
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03-26-09 | 11:15 AM
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Having stopped at enough port-o-johns during mid-winter distance rides, I can assure you that at temperatures down to 20F, the blue stuff is still liquid.
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03-26-09 | 11:19 AM
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https://www.bikeforums.net/commuting/524331-sanitizing-bike-shorts-between-commutes.html
the thread just one up from this one just now was on the topic of sanitizing shorts. Maybe chipcom should a read through? oh and thanks for _not_ posting pictures.
the thread just one up from this one just now was on the topic of sanitizing shorts. Maybe chipcom should a read through? oh and thanks for _not_ posting pictures.
03-26-09 | 11:20 AM
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The liquid they use to clean it with was not even remotely close to freezing when I had to hover inside the port-a-pottie. They had finished cleaning right when I was pulling up.
03-26-09 | 11:21 AM
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https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=524331
the thread just one up from this one just now was on the topic of sanitizing shorts. Maybe chipcom should a read through? oh and thanks for _not_ posting pictures.
the thread just one up from this one just now was on the topic of sanitizing shorts. Maybe chipcom should a read through? oh and thanks for _not_ posting pictures.
03-26-09 | 11:33 AM
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
