No,but it's been the cause of a few.

Do cycling-related concussions count?

'Cause ten years ago, it worked pretty well.

a few times I thought I might need to be hit on the back of the head with a shovel

I lost a girlfriend once because she said I spent more time with my bike than I did with her. At the time she lived 15 miles away from where I did. I didn't have a car,rode my bike everywhere I went.I guess she did have a valid point.Oh well.
Peace and Blessings,
John

I decided to divorce my wife while I was out riding one day. Does that count?

But did you follow through on it??:p

Oh yeah. ;) I was gone within a month. :D

I ride to forget all my cares. I try to never think of problems or worries or even plans - I try to just go Zen.

I'm so good at using my rides to forget things that one time I came beck from an extra long ride and said to my wife " . . . Who are you?" :roflmao2:

I ride a lot so I do a lot of thinking and then I do a lot of zenning and then more thinking whenever I'm on the bike.

Last summer my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me for another guy 3 weeks before we were supposed to move in together. I was stuck in NYC with no bike for a couple months. It was miserable.

Got back to Ohio, got back in the bike and things seemed to get a lot better. :-)

Ride to forget a failed one? Hell, sometimes I ride to forget the one I"m in now! But happy mother's day to her tomorrow anyway. :)

Enough time has passed - you can hear this now:

Hey, Congratulations! :beer:
You escaped a very close call. Count your blessings.

HAHAAHAH!!! Trust me, I was counting my blessings mere days after I found out. That bugger she left me for actually did me a favor! :D