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Old 08-10-09 | 11:48 AM
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I think calling out "you dropped your cell phone" is probably more effective than "on your left"

Either that or keep a few round rocks in your pocket, and roll one or two toward them on the path as you approach.

Or sneak up behind them with an airhorn.

Or just come up real close behind them and stay right there, creeping along. Start singing softly, then louder. A Barry Manilow song will do. "I am music, and I write the SOOONGGSS!!" I bet they'll move.

If anyone tries that last one, please please please post it on Youtube. Or Vimeo if you prefer. I am almost LMAOSTHDDCSOMN at work right now just picturing it (Laughing My A%% Off So That Hot Dunkin Donuts Coffee Shoots Out My Nose)
 
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Old 08-10-09 | 11:52 AM
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I LOLed. That would be pretty heavy for a bike, but then again, so useful. Do they make them with spikes too?
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Old 08-10-09 | 11:56 AM
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^^^ only for cars, very useful for arrogant cyclists who stray to far into the lane
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Old 08-10-09 | 12:00 PM
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^^^ only for cars, very useful for arrogant cyclists who stray to far into the lane
Please don't give them any ideas!!! I take the lane occasionally. LOL
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Old 08-10-09 | 12:13 PM
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They smell like teen spirit. I carry vials of pheromones that I toss when faced w/ the OP's situation. Works for me.
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Old 08-10-09 | 12:24 PM
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Agreed, but this does not have to be so. My 3 year old knows that if does not stick to the right on the path, he can get hit by other riders. He may be wobbly, but he sticks to the right.
Call us in 10 years and let us know if he still knows, esp when he's hanging w/buds....
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Old 08-10-09 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jeffpoulin
I LOLed. That would be pretty heavy for a bike, but then again, so useful. Do they make them with spikes too?
They make them out of titanium now. I've got one hanging off of my Schwinn. Works like a charm!
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Old 08-10-09 | 12:57 PM
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They make them out of titanium now. I've got one hanging off of my Schwinn. Works like a charm!
I am holding out for the carbon fiber version.
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Old 08-10-09 | 01:06 PM
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Fire a couple of warning shots from approximately 250 feet?

(I'm joking, people, JUST JOKING!)
You know have been mulling over in my head whether or not to put my auto airsoft on a swivel mount on the front of my bike. XD
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Old 08-10-09 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Skones MickLoud

Originally Posted by jeffpoulin
I LOLed. That would be pretty heavy for a bike, but then again, so useful. Do they make them with spikes too?
I am sure Aventir is working on a carbon fiber verison of this as we speak.
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Old 08-10-09 | 01:33 PM
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From experience on a fixed gear, a little skid when you're close behind them works 100 times better than any amount of "passing" or "on your left" Of course an air horn would be even better.
I think that they do hear you, but they're trying to be cool by not moving over, since I have had a few instances of oncoming groups doing this too.
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Old 08-10-09 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick C
From experience on a fixed gear, a little skid when you're close behind them works 100 times better than any amount of "passing" or "on your left" Of course an air horn would be even better.
I think that they do hear you, but they're trying to be cool by not moving over, since I have had a few instances of oncoming groups doing this too.
Squealing brakes work good too.
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Old 08-10-09 | 04:56 PM
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Just one of the many reasons that I don't ride on the MUP unless I have to. As for teens...all of us were teens once. Give them a break. They are so damn worried about how their clothes look, what she heard that he said that she heard from so-and-so...

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