Suicide Squirrel
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Suicide Squirrel
So I'm on my usual commute home last night traveling along a narrow one way street with no traffic when I see a red streak out of the corner of my eye. It was a squirrel running straight for me. I cut hard right to avoid the collision and the squirrel changes its course too. Now I'm thinking its trying to get me and I'm freaking out a little bit. It makes a last second leap at my bike to try to get betwen the tires but no go. My back tire runs over him. I watch as it does a roll, get back on its feet, looks at me and then scrambles up a tree. Weird. Maybe he was after the small tires on my folding bike. Has this happened to anyone else?
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Suicidal? I doubt it, unless he lost his nuts or a lady squirrel dumped him. If it was dark, he probably didn't see you. Squirrels have terrible night vision.
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I know I've posted this before, but here goes...
A few years ago I was on my way home from work. As I crossed the last major intersection- about a mile from home, I heard a rustling, scratching noise to my right. I looked down (thinking I would see a leaf skittering along the pavement) to see a squirrel running alongside me- chasing me like dogs do. I was doing 16-17 mph at the time, and the little devil kept up with me for about 100 yards or so. I'm not sure what his deal was, or if he meant me any harm, but I certainly wasn't going to stop to find out.
A few years ago I was on my way home from work. As I crossed the last major intersection- about a mile from home, I heard a rustling, scratching noise to my right. I looked down (thinking I would see a leaf skittering along the pavement) to see a squirrel running alongside me- chasing me like dogs do. I was doing 16-17 mph at the time, and the little devil kept up with me for about 100 yards or so. I'm not sure what his deal was, or if he meant me any harm, but I certainly wasn't going to stop to find out.
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My experience is that if you approach a squirrel quickly, it run towards you or dart right in front of you. My guess is that the squirrel thinks you're a predator and the squirrel generally can not out run animals larger than it; it's survival tactic is to out maneuver you by running towards you. Since you're not hunting squirrels, the best way to avoid them is to simply slow down and watch them dart across you.
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I ran over a squirrel when I was in 2nd grade once. I felt horrible and cried until my dad explained that that squirrel sacrificed itself for evolution. I didn't exactly understand what it meant, but it did make me feel better.
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I ran over a squirrel on the bike path this summer. I didn't even see it until it darted under my bike just as a I passed. It missed my front tire, but I felt my back tire hit it dead on. I thought that I had killed it, but the little bugger was scampering away when I looked back.
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It might have been rabid, I've been seeing more and more newspaper stories about
bats and skunks having rabies around here. Thought I saw a rabid coyote last week
right on my street. Middle of the day, slow trot in the road, no fear of cars or me on
my driveway, incredibly mangy-looking too.
bats and skunks having rabies around here. Thought I saw a rabid coyote last week
right on my street. Middle of the day, slow trot in the road, no fear of cars or me on
my driveway, incredibly mangy-looking too.
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Do you understand what it means now? Perhaps a good story about the human genome or an excerpt from The Origin of Species would really cheer you up.
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I ran over a squirrel on my way home today. It darted out from some high grass, ran across the MUP and was under my front tire before I was able to react. It scampered off into the woods, albiet not as fast as it was moving previously.
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I had a squirrel run along side of me for a couple of yards, and I guess he figured I was going to slowly, so he passed me up and crossed the MUP right in front of me.... Bossy!!! I always think rabbits have a little better sense..
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I know that squirrel, he used to live near the minuteman bike path in Arlington. His friend Mr. chipmunk had an interview with my front tire. He didn't get the job, but he made a career move with my rear spokes. As I began the forensic exam, a group of kids approached the scene. I had to quickly remove the body from the crime scene. It bums me out every time I see his little outline in tape, it looks like a cartoon.








