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digger 08-12-10 06:14 AM


Originally Posted by akohekohe (Post 11275345)
OP: It is probably worse for the ride home because it is warmer out and your body temperature is probably also warmer causing your scrotum to be looser and your testicles to hang further down. This is easily remedied by immersing the scrotum in ice water just before putting on your shorts. Two minutes should be sufficient.

:roflmao2:

An added benefit is major shrinkage so you don't have those pesky ladies chasing you around on your ride home
AND
it is also a good excuse to avoid the pesky advances of your significant other when she demands sex.

Juha 08-12-10 06:22 AM


Originally Posted by JoeyD (Post 11272114)
I will NOT help you pinch your testicles!! ;-)

Technically, the title didn't specify OP's testicles. But I doubt that changes your answer much.

Welcome to Bike Forums! :beer:

John Montgomery 08-12-10 06:30 AM


This is easily remedied by immersing the scrotum in ice water just before putting on your shorts.
Is there a Park tool for this?

wayngrove 08-12-10 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by Greg_R (Post 11271610)
Maybe I'm misreading your post but it sounds like you are wearing underwear with your cycling shorts? This is a no-no. You should not be wearing boxers or underwear with your shorts.

No Greg, I do not wear anything underneath. I only experimented with boxer briefs to see if they would help

wayngrove 08-12-10 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by digger (Post 11271796)
Whew! I thougth your were asking me to pinch your testicles. :eek:

This is a common problem with bike shorts, they can slip down your waist and it makes more room at the crotch thus not keeping the two sailors in place.

I suspect that this problem, or slipping, is exasberated, as you mentioned, by being sweatier on your ride home because it is warmer later in the day.

I would recommend bibs. They are more expensive, but you can get a less expensive pair for about $90 (here) or so to try first.

However, expect to pay $150 or more for good quality ones - here

Thanks Digger I will try a bib out too! It'll help hide the gut as well

wayngrove 08-12-10 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by MB4 (Post 11272093)
This thread is useless without pictures.

OK Here you go!

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=164406

Kojak 08-12-10 12:28 PM

No, I'm not helping with that.

wayngrove 08-12-10 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by cooleric1234 (Post 11275080)
This. Make sure everything is in front and up as high as possible. Gross, I know, but it works. Reminds me of that picture shown on the forum here sometimes...well, let's not go there.

Yeah this is what I usually do now but it's tough when tackling those nice long gradients. I was looking for a more long term fix, w/out giving up my baby making privileges

wayngrove 08-12-10 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 11275798)
This happened to me once, while wearing a brand new pair of shorts. As the ride wore on, my scrotum got increasingly itchy. I couldn't figure it out. When I got home, I figured it out. The padding in the shorts was too thick and created a crease. The crease pinched my scrotum. I was as red as a strawberry. And by then, it hurt badly.

I've never worn those shorts since.

Heavy padding in cycling shorts is misguided anyway. How thick is the crotch of your shorts?

I have Canari 4 panel gels from a few years ago

mercator 08-12-10 12:48 PM

This thread has potential.

Kotts 08-12-10 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by John Montgomery (Post 11276220)

This is easily remedied by immersing the scrotum in ice water just before putting on your shorts.
Is there a Park tool for this?

If there is, then the "blue tool" would be accurate in more ways than one...

poohbear 08-13-10 02:30 AM


Originally Posted by MB4 (Post 11272093)
This thread is useless without pictures.

HAHAHA... sorry for your pain but I could not stop laughing when I saw the topic title and that quote. :roflmao2::lol:

DoubleTap 08-13-10 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by mtalinm (Post 11274876)
had the same problem. easily solved in three steps:

1. reach down there when no one's looking
2. grab the package
3. hoist the boys

pinching should vanish.

^This for sure. I have to do it every 20 miles or so.

rumrunn6 08-13-10 10:42 AM

reach down; grab them and lift them up. try to do it when no one is looking.

reg: padding in most bike shorts is thicker than necessary - I agree and now prefer the liners in trisuits and trishorts

surly_tourer 08-13-10 03:59 PM

You could try wearing a thong (eww, I know sounds creepy). Unlike a jockstrap there are no leg straps to cause chaffing, but it will still keep the boys under control.

electrik 08-13-10 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by surly_tourer (Post 11285000)
You could try wearing a thong (eww, I know sounds creepy). Unlike a jockstrap there are no leg straps to cause chaffing, but it will still keep the boys under control.

Wow, i didn't think i'd find an opportunity to use this again. P.S. This will be playing in your head when you ride in one!

mtalinm 08-13-10 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by surly_tourer (Post 11285000)
You could try wearing a thong (eww, I know sounds creepy). Unlike a jockstrap there are no leg straps to cause chaffing, but it will still keep the boys under control.

umm....NOT this.

seriously, how hard is it to hoist the boys as needed? I did so while riding on the way home 2day.


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