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Old 10-26-10 | 05:35 PM
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I wear Phillies and Flyers shirts in Mets/ Yankees and Islanders/Rangers country... not while cycling though. However I'm 6'2" and still 300+ lbs, so very few actually have a problem with it...
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Old 10-26-10 | 05:37 PM
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I stopped wearing confrontational t-shirts when I became an adult. However, I also stopped harassing people who still enjoy wearing them too. Adulthood comes with a lot of responsibilities. Blaming people that are HARASSED by others merely for exercising their right to wear what they want is like blaming a **** victim for dressing sexy at the bar.
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Old 10-26-10 | 07:25 PM
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I took 1 ride in a bright yellow cotton tee shirt that said "volunteer" in red letters on the back and had the American Cancer Society logo in big print across the front. I figured that should generate some good will, but quickly found out why people don't ride in cotton tee shirts.
That is good. Very good!

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I want motorists to get away from me as fast as possible. Not stick around while reading my shirt.
Exactly.

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+1.

I cannot stand wearing clothing that has any sort of text or manufacturer's logo on it. All it says to me is "I'm so lame that I choose to be a billboard for someone else."

That goes for cycling clothes, too. I would *never* wear anything with a team/sponsor/etc. logo on it, unless it was my own. Why would anyone want to advertise for a company that has no interest in you?
Amen!

I rarely ride in a t-shirt because I like plain long sleeve shirts. I don't pay attention to what words others are wearing on their backs or chests because people wear whatever they have and may get paid to wear such shirts.
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Old 10-26-10 | 10:30 PM
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I don't wear message t-shirts. Most of the ones I have are blank except for a few picked up on organised rides. I don't have any jerseys with advertising or supporting a team. I wouldn't make a good NASCAR fan.
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Old 10-26-10 | 10:34 PM
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Shirts with writing on them are lame.
I want this on a tshirt!!
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Old 10-27-10 | 03:42 AM
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Old 10-27-10 | 04:06 AM
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I never wear t-shirts with advertising, but I do like interesting t-shirts.

I got 9 printed up recently, 5 with Yahuda Moon comics, 4 with XKCD comics.

I like what they say.

I guess I havent grow up yet, I am still growning.

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Old 10-27-10 | 04:17 AM
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I want motorists to get away from me as fast as possible. Not stick around while reading my shirt.
You make a good point. But, some of us take more risks than others.. Maybe we like living on the edge.? As for me. Look at the photo on my avatar. that is one of my favorite jerseys.. Other T Shirts I own, I suggest you not wear through a TSA airport security check..
My T Shirt which says....... Ride a bike , blow up your car... It's graphics... A junked car which appears to be smoldering..
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Old 10-27-10 | 04:35 AM
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I rather like the idea of a bright neon jacket/vest with the word "OFFICIAL" printed on the back.
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Old 10-27-10 | 04:56 AM
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That is really cool. I would not mind wearing it in public..... where did you get it.?
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Old 10-27-10 | 05:06 AM
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quickly found out why people don't ride in cotton tee shirts.
Cotton kills !
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Old 10-27-10 | 06:24 AM
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I wear one of these:
https://www.cafepress.com/+bad_attitude_tshirt,141223159

Fellow pilots get it and laugh. Other people give me the stink-eye sometimes.
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Old 10-27-10 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by cyclezealot
You make a good point. But, some of us take more risks than others.. Maybe we like living on the edge.? As for me. Look at the photo on my avatar. that is one of my favorite jerseys.. Other T Shirts I own, I suggest you not wear through a TSA airport security check..
My T Shirt which says....... Ride a bike , blow up your car... It's graphics... A junked car which appears to be smoldering..
I prefer to keep my living on an edge to something safer like descending a mountain pass at 50 mph.
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Old 10-27-10 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by cyclezealot
That is really cool. I would not mind wearing it in public..... where did you get it.?
https://www.spokeshirts.co.uk
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Old 10-27-10 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by vtjim
I wear one of these:
https://www.cafepress.com/+bad_attitude_tshirt,141223159

Fellow pilots get it and laugh. Other people give me the stink-eye sometimes.
You know, that's actually kind of clever.
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Old 10-27-10 | 03:27 PM
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I doubt the hostility is from his shirts. How many drivers do you think can actually read our T-shirts? I'm guessing not many at all. If they can then something was wrong before they were able to read your T-shirt.
Perhaps the type of people who wear confrontational t-shirts do other things that result in confrontation. If I'm going to wear a shirt that's a big middle finger to others who are not like me, then I probably act similarly towards them in other areas of my life. Even if I think I am treating them the same. If one group I despise is car drivers or SUV drivers, perhaps that would extend to how I cycle when around them, whether I realize it or not.

I remember that study that came out a few years ago that said people who drive cars with bumper stickers are more aggressive than other drivers, even the peace and love type stickers. Not sure how great a study it was.
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Old 10-27-10 | 05:41 PM
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I don't have any shirts that taunt.

Well, maybe one. A brilliant orange shirt that the wife got me. One of my favorites.

Emblazoned across the front it says:

RETIRED:
LEAVE ME ALONE
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Old 10-27-10 | 05:59 PM
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The only shirts with writing that I own are the "Life is Fun" series I do have a few environmentalist stickers on my bike but no outright political messages. Adam
I assume you mean 'Life is Good'?

I don't wear t-shirts, I like to let my boobs bounce...
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Old 10-27-10 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BA Commuter
I assume you mean 'Life is Good'?

I don't wear t-shirts, I like to let my boobs bounce...
There may be a connection between this statement and the number of visits to your profile page.
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Old 10-27-10 | 07:58 PM
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win !
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Old 10-27-10 | 08:18 PM
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I just had to clean up a bunch of nasty posts. Let's stop the name calling and accusations and stick to talking about t-shirts.

FIY, the forum guidelines are here if anyone needs to review them again.
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Old 10-27-10 | 09:12 PM
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At this very moment, I'm wearing a yellow "YARD MAN" tractor T-Shirt with a depiction of a "YARD MAN" tractor running over a John Deere- ish deer. On the back is the slogan "POWER TO PERFORM." I like to think that women everywhere think of my power and performance when they view me in this awesome T-Shirt, as they bask it its utter threadbare awesomeness.

If it were in a better fabric for riding, I'd wear it all the time.

I still like my "Bush is Sauron / save the shire" shirt, too.
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Old 10-28-10 | 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
I took 1 ride in a bright yellow cotton tee shirt that said "volunteer" in red letters on the back and had the American Cancer Society logo in big print across the front. I figured that should generate some good will, but quickly found out why people don't ride in cotton tee shirts.
Why no cotton shirts? I wear them pretty often without problems.
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Old 10-28-10 | 02:19 AM
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Why no cotton shirts? I wear them pretty often without problems.
They're all I wear anymore, unless it's cold. No problems here either.
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Old 10-28-10 | 03:44 AM
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I always wanted to have some t-shirts printed on the back something like:
"Riding to work" or "Riding home from work" or "riding instead of driving". At first thought it doesn't seem to be confrontational. These days who knows? People get mad at just about anything.

This became my final decision-

Originally Posted by DataJunkie:
"I want motorists to get away from me as fast as possible. Not stick around while reading my shirt."

I'm afraid if motorist are trying to read my shirt...they are too close!

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