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Old 09-16-11 | 09:13 AM
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Stupid !@@*^$ ******** meh...

Trying to negotiate a tricky curve, traffic is stopped so I just jump the lane since nobody's going to hit me.

Hit an Aquafina bottle, front tire completely loses its ****, narrowly maintain control.

Take a look around for the next quarter mile.

There's six thousand bus tickets in the grass. Literally, they're like 3 inches apart from each other, like poppies everywhere.

There's Gatorade bottles, Doritos bags, paper, straws, McDonalds cups and bags(?!), ****, shoes(wtf?), and all manner of unidentifiable things.

Sign nearby says $1000 fine.
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Old 09-16-11 | 09:28 AM
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Hey there Bluefoxicy!

All I can say is__"WELCOME TO THE FUTURE"!

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Old 09-16-11 | 09:57 AM
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How long did it take to count those six thousand bus tickets? I bet someone sure felt stupid for losing all those!
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How long did it take to count those six thousand bus tickets? I bet someone sure felt stupid for losing all those!
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Old 09-16-11 | 10:04 AM
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How long did it take to count those six thousand bus tickets? I bet someone sure felt stupid for losing all those!
The hi-jackers make their victims dump the bus tickets.
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Old 09-16-11 | 10:12 AM
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I think one of those was mine
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Old 09-16-11 | 10:42 AM
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All that trash hides the ugly cig butts.

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Six thousand one hundred and twelve. Definitely. Definitely six thousand one hundred and twelve bus tickets.
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