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MikeyBoyAz 09-24-12 04:07 PM

WoW! This thread delivers! There is more bashing than a typical 41 thread!

No verbal blunders for me (yet). I will post when I do though :D

baiskeli 09-25-12 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 14766225)
One day I was out for a mellow ride around the neighborhood with the wife and kids. My son was trying to ride no handed and I was trying to give him some encouragement. My wife was shocked: "I can't believe you're encouraging him! It's unsafe!"

I said "Nah. It's a useful bike handling skill. How's he going to put some newspaper down his jersey going over the Gavia Pass if he can't ride no handed?"

That is teh funny!!

megalowmatt 09-25-12 12:44 PM

I tried the no hands thing like my wife suggested. The problem is the stop light.


ckaspar 09-25-12 12:56 PM

My biggie wasn't a verbal plunder but more of a visual one. I showed her the video of my accident I got into before I reviewed it to see how bad it really looked. That was a BAD idea. She flipped out. I was able to calm her down and show her everything was fine. Then when she found out I didn't call the police or get the guys insurance info she really lost it. I certainly learned my lesson there.

elkootcho 09-25-12 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by treadtread (Post 14764419)
Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

It's hard to flip off a-hole drivers with both hands on the bars.

I-Like-To-Bike 09-25-12 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by JPprivate (Post 14766663)
You haven't been married for long, have you...? :p

I have; for 34 good years. I do make one voluntary concession when I ride with my wife, and not wear headphones. Not to avoid a safety lecture but only to facilitate conversation. Our conversation never involves how or when I should or shouldn't ride as my wife never interferes with my bicycling and I don't interfere with what she holds important.

nelson249 09-25-12 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike (Post 14774779)
I have; for 34 good years. I do make one voluntary concession when I ride with my wife, and not wear headphones. Not to avoid a safety lecture but only to facilitate conversation. Our conversation never involves how or when I should or shouldn't ride as my wife never interferes with my bicycling and I don't interfere with what she holds important.

Sounds like a darn good arrangement ILTB.


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