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Old 09-23-12 | 05:38 AM
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We saw a girl riding her bike today, holding a cup of coffee in her hand. My wife said: That's cool, she's able to balance it so well. Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying ...

Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

Took some quick explaining to get past that one! Anybody else have amusing slip-ups to report?
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Old 09-23-12 | 05:56 AM
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This post is funny. I tried to ride a short distance while holding a smoothie. Couple of bumps later it was all over my bike.

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Old 09-23-12 | 06:03 AM
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Heh. I should have said yesterday though, guess I'm not really awake yet!
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Old 09-23-12 | 06:18 AM
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We saw a girl riding her bike today, holding a cup of coffee in her hand. My wife said: That's cool, she's able to balance it so well. Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying ...

Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

Took some quick explaining to get past that one! Anybody else have amusing slip-ups to report?
You get in trouble from your wife for riding on the street one handed???
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Old 09-23-12 | 07:14 AM
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You get in trouble from your wife for riding on the street one handed???
One of the reasons I can commute by bike is that she knows I always ride safe. Dunno if you are married, but worrying about safety is not un-heard of in a wife
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Old 09-23-12 | 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by treadtread
We saw a girl riding her bike today, holding a cup of coffee in her hand. My wife said: That's cool, she's able to balance it so well. Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying ...

Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

Took some quick explaining to get past that one! Anybody else have amusing slip-ups to report?
You get in trouble from your wife for riding on the street one handed???
Time for a new wife who lets you be you.:cool:
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Old 09-23-12 | 08:28 AM
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One of the reasons I can commute by bike is that she knows I always ride safe. Dunno if you are married, but worrying about safety is not un-heard of in a wife
Umm...yes I am married but not to my mom.
"one of the reasons you "can" commute"?? So that's up to her too?
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Old 09-23-12 | 09:20 AM
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Umm...yes I am married but not to my mom.
"one of the reasons you "can" commute"?? So that's up to her too?
Bah. This was meant to be a fun thread, not a dissection of language and marital relationships. You, Sir, have no sense of humour. Good day to you.
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Old 09-23-12 | 09:25 AM
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Lol, sounds like my negotiations with parents for a bike as an undergrad a few years back. "Can I get a motorcycle?", NO, "well parking passes for cars are to expensive, so can I get a shiny new road bike?" . . . Fine. ; )
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I can have a whole conversation where each sentence is an apology for the last one.
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Old 09-23-12 | 09:56 AM
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Bah. This was meant to be a fun thread, not a dissection of language and marital relationships. You, Sir, have no sense of humour. Good day to you.
Just admit it, your whipped! Lol
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Old 09-23-12 | 10:56 AM
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Just admit it, your whipped! Lol
Sure am, if you equate being whipped to an expectation that I be responsible when doing a potentially dangerous activity.
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My wife encourages me to ride no-hands in heavy traffic.

I'm thinking now she wants me dead.
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No problem here, on my Urban Combat Commute™, I ride with both hands firmly on the grips, close to the brake handles, and only going one handed on occasions of signaling a turn, or adjusting my bar end mirror.
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Originally Posted by megalowmatt
My wife encourages me to ride no-hands in heavy traffic.

I'm thinking now she wants me dead.
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Old 09-23-12 | 11:10 AM
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My wife encourages me to ride no-hands in heavy traffic.

I'm thinking now she wants me dead.
Does she tell you to play in the freeway too?
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Old 09-23-12 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by treadtread
Bah. This was meant to be a fun thread, not a dissection of language and marital relationships. You, Sir, have no sense of humour. Good day to you.
Just chalk it up to another 'Verbal blunder' by you.
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Sure am, if you equate being whipped to an expectation that I be responsible when doing a potentially dangerous activity.
Cycling is safer than trying to cross a road as a pedestrian.

Your third verbal blunder - cycling is dangerous.
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Cycling is safer than trying to cross a road as a pedestrian.

Your third verbal blunder - cycling is dangerous.
That there are more things more dangerous or that the danger posed by an activity is below the commonly accepted threshold of what constitutes unnecessary danger or exposure to risk does not preclude something from being itself dangerous. You are not very good at being a pedant.
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Old 09-23-12 | 02:30 PM
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No problem here, on my Urban Combat Commute™, I ride with both hands firmly on the grips, close to the brake handles, and only going one handed on occasions of signaling a turn, or adjusting my bar end mirror.
And you will be killed by a poorly timed pigeon, because irony's a *****.
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Originally Posted by dynodonn
Does she tell you to play in the freeway too?
No but clearly her ways are more subtle.
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That there are more things more dangerous or that the danger posed by an activity is below the commonly accepted threshold of what constitutes unnecessary danger or exposure to risk does not preclude something from being itself dangerous. You are not very good at being a pedant.
Sounds like a college brat talking, trying to prove how smart he is.

Big fail though, in trying to claim cycling is dangerous.
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Old 09-23-12 | 03:36 PM
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That there are more things more dangerous or that the danger posed by an activity is below the commonly accepted threshold of what constitutes unnecessary danger or exposure to risk does not preclude something from being itself dangerous. You are not very good at being a pedant.
OK maybe you are smarter than some of us in your claims. I guess cycling is dangerous to those who cannot avoid the asphalt in front of them. Time for you to pick a safer activity. PS - tumbling or judo classes might be helpful in learning how to fall.

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...Boston-College

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Be warned, the construction crews have been really bad about cleaning up, and there are some really big chunks of asphalt in the road. Ride with extreme caution, particularly at night.

I didn't:


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Old 09-23-12 | 04:17 PM
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OK maybe you are smarter than some of us in your claims. I guess cycling is dangerous to those who cannot avoid the asphalt in front of them. Time for you to pick a safer activity. PS - tumbling or judo classes might be helpful in learning how to fall.

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...Boston-College
Or a good front light, which I quickly bought, would have prevented the thing all together. Cycling is dangerous when you are not properly equipped (gear or skill) for the situations you encounter.

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Sounds like a college brat talking, trying to prove how smart he is.

Big fail though, in trying to claim cycling is dangerous.
If you think I said that cycling is dangerous, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
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