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no motor? 03-10-15 11:09 AM

Here's another approach to residential squirrel problems.
http://imgur.com/gallery/jans6

velocity 03-10-15 12:44 PM

The rabbits were out in force today on the trail. They like to think that you are chasing them running in front of you and then without warning dash in front of your wheel. I just would like a wrist rocket for them. Not to be confused with a snot rocket..
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Hypno Toad 10-02-16 08:46 AM

Yesterday's ride, squirrel scared the sh... outta Lisa:


BTW - loud humming background noise is my fatbike tires. The Pugsley doesn't sneak up on anybody!

bulldog1935 10-02-16 08:49 AM

most people don't get squirrels are more dangerous than deer. A buddy laughted at me for ringing my bike bell at them. But it works.

turkey9186 10-02-16 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by 12strings (Post 17563641)
In all seriousness, has anyone on here EVER run into a squirrel, especially by simply maintaining your straight path as you see one running around.

They are attracted to the high pitched whistling sound Ksyrium spokes make above 20 MPH. I had one attempt to jump through my back wheel. One bent spoke, a tire with no rubber left, slightly dented seat stay, and blood everywhere. (not mine!)

Moe Zhoost 10-02-16 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by jdswitters (Post 17562160)
Fat bike is again, the answer.

Not when they run through the turning wheel and get jammed between spoke and fork.

Rollfast 10-02-16 01:23 PM

Suicidal squirrels?

bulldog1935 10-02-16 03:48 PM

no, they just run out, stop and vacillate, then try to run between your spokes because they don't see them

jon c. 10-02-16 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by freeloader (Post 17572694)
Let's guess other things people hate as well -

1) snakes
2) rain
3) sun
4) wind
5) vehicles
6) dogs
7)...

Last but not least, humans.

Solution - ride a stationary bike, or get a trainer

I hate stationary bikes.

pedalsimotxilla 10-03-16 02:18 AM

Saw a red one the other day, and it'd been ages since I last did (there must be some advantages in being unemployed and riding on weekday mornings). I took a wrong turn and the gravel road turned into a singletrack and then into nothing. I checked the map to see whatever the hell I'd done wrong when I heard a rustling noise. Thought it was a bird but no! Red squirrel. I watched it mind its own business for about fifteen seconds until it noticed me and b*ggered off real fast.

CliffordK 10-03-16 03:13 AM


Originally Posted by Hypno Toad (Post 17561823)
Squirrels are on a suicide mission to destroy bikers. proof:

http://i.imgur.com/5hDaRGK.jpg


Originally Posted by fietsbob (Post 17571436)
In another thread someone asked about building a 24 spoke wheel , this thread made me think about sharpening the edges of your flat bladed spokes .

so it will slice thru a squirrel as Easily as the Guillotines of the French Revolution decapitated .

That was what I was thinking.... one needs to just sharpen up those blades a bit.

Nahh, don't worry about getting a finger or an ankle or a kneecap caught in the blades. With some luck, it will be someone else's body part, and you can always blame it on the fancy new disc brakes!!!

amusa 10-03-16 04:23 AM

Had one yesterday that was running along side with me and my wife. Thought it was going to come across our path.

greg3rd48 10-08-16 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by bulldog1935 (Post 19095970)
most people don't get squirrels are more dangerous than deer. A buddy laughted at me for ringing my bike bell at them. But it works.

I agree! I never thought of using the bell in the past but it works like a charm. Chipmunks are a pain on the rail trail here too. Cute but they love to run in cyclists' paths. I felt bad for the little guy that I crushed a couple of months ago but at least they are smaller and less likely to cause a crash than a squirrel.

Lug 10-09-16 01:07 AM

Right now in Anchorage it is the moose one has to keep an eye on. The rut is in full swing.

devianb 10-09-16 02:40 PM

I don't understand a squirrel's logic when crossing a street. They dart 1/4 way into the street inches from you and then run back. I have never once seen a squirrel make a complete run across the street. I have seen them cross the street casually, but never at full speed. If I see them attempting to run in front of me I just go FSA [Full Steam Ahead]. I never hit them, although the proximity always gives me a little concern.


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