How old are you?
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When someone asks how old I am, I tell them: "Approximately 1,734,480,000 seconds old." If they really want to know, they can do the math.
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Originally Posted by jwill911
I'm younger than I was 10 years ago.
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Originally Posted by Digital Gee
Actually, you're only as old as the women who will LET you feel.
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You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.
However, when a 54 y/o fights with his 15 y/o son, you have to throw up.
Served the little creep right.
However, when a 54 y/o fights with his 15 y/o son, you have to throw up.
Served the little creep right.
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Only as old as I have to be!
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Originally Posted by scottogo
Or, if you know what Brylcreem is:
Hair oiled, are you?
Hair oiled, are you?
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I was checking out at a store tonight and was asked, "Are you a Senior?" I asked "What constitutes a senior?" The answer was 55. Being that I just turned 52, I declined the 15% discount.
This was only the 2nd time I've been asked this. I'm not used to it at all, and don't appreciate it much.
It wasn't that long ago that people were guessing my age at 6 to 8 years lower than it was. I have almost no wrinkles and I'm told all the time that my hands look like the hands of someone in their 30s. Two women at work are quite jealous of them. But my hair turned gray on me so now I'm seen as much older. If I dyed it, I'm sure I could pass for no more than 45.
This was only the 2nd time I've been asked this. I'm not used to it at all, and don't appreciate it much.
It wasn't that long ago that people were guessing my age at 6 to 8 years lower than it was. I have almost no wrinkles and I'm told all the time that my hands look like the hands of someone in their 30s. Two women at work are quite jealous of them. But my hair turned gray on me so now I'm seen as much older. If I dyed it, I'm sure I could pass for no more than 45.
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Hmm, IF one of the youngsters ever does get ahead of me, I am just going to say. "I have several laps on you, you had better catch up!"
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Someone asked me,do you wish you could do it all over again. I replied,no way I'm glad it's over.
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I have the fortunate ability to utterly ignore my age ... until my ratbag son (14) reminds me of it. Luckily, the old adage that 'rat cunning and experience will always defeat youth and enthusiasm' still works for me ... and I intend to enjoy every day until it no longer does
Richard
btw, she's just over 12 months younger than me
Richard
btw, she's just over 12 months younger than me
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One really nice thing about getting older is that it takes less to make you happy. For a youngster, the car they have, if they will get into college, and many other things can either make or break their day.
For us, everyone morning something wonderful happens
WE AWAKE UP!
For us, everyone morning something wonderful happens
WE AWAKE UP!