You can now see why resurrecting old Threads is not a good idea. Or you will when the Original posters come out of the closet and it is restarted.

How many people do you pass on your ride? How many pass you? How many Lost Parrots signs do you see? How much sidewall displacement is on your front wheel? What do you think about on your rides?

Dishwasher flooded overnight--Sods or Murphy's Law?

So soggy socks for the ride this morning.

So soggy socks and
poor Peggy's Pox.
Handy Henry hardly helped
Fat Freddie's father's health.