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Old 05-07-07, 09:35 PM
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I'm so slow that ...

OK, just for fun .... complete the sentence: "I'm so slow that _______________"

My contribution: I'm so slow that I get dropped on solo rides ....

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Old 05-07-07, 09:41 PM
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I'm so slow that a dog was peeing on my wheel...while I was sprinting.
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I'm so slow that after riding for 15 minutes into a 10 mph headwind, I'm a mile short of where I started.
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Old 05-08-07, 04:28 AM
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I'm so slow that mother's pushing strollers have to yell "on your left" when they pass me.
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I'm so slow that my shadow has to stop and wait for me at the tops of hills.
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Old 05-08-07, 05:27 AM
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I'm so slow that I had to call off yesterday's early morning 10-mile ride on account of darkness.
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I'm so slow that my 20 mile commute to work takes me all week!
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Old 05-08-07, 06:45 AM
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I am so slow, the snails call me "the snail".........peace
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Old 05-08-07, 06:59 AM
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I'm so slow.....that you can count the spokes in my wheels.
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I'm so slow, you have to drive a stake in the ground to use as reference to see if i'm moving.
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Old 05-08-07, 08:19 AM
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I'm so slow, my bike computer uses a calendar rather than mph to measure my speed.
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Originally Posted by goaliedad30
OK, just for fun .... complete the sentence: "I'm so slow that _______________"
I consider escargot fast food
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I'm so slow, I must ride a trike.
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Old 05-08-07, 08:52 AM
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I'm so slow I didn't finish this p
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Old 05-08-07, 08:53 AM
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I am going to start doing interval training.
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Old 05-08-07, 09:25 AM
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I'm so slow I get dropped by the street sweeper.
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Old 05-08-07, 10:12 AM
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A blue hair with a walker is faster than me.
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Old 05-08-07, 10:59 AM
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I'm so slow when trail riding that I get pushed out of the way by the bird-watchers.
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.....and I'm so slow on the road I once drafted a baby carriage to make it up a hill.

(Sadly, that is true.)
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Old 05-08-07, 11:23 AM
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...I have to change computer batteries twice on every ride.
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Old 05-08-07, 02:24 PM
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What's this "slow" of which you speak?

Sorry, that word's not in my vocabulary.


When I turned 50, somebody at my birthday party cracked that I was now "over the hill". One of my riding buddies chimed in with, "Yeah, he's over the hill before any of the rest of us"...that was about the nicest present I got that day!
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Originally Posted by SSP
What's this "slow" of which you speak?

Sorry, that word's not in my vocabulary.


When I turned 50, somebody at my birthday party cracked that I was now "over the hill". One of my riding buddies chimed in with, "Yeah, he's over the hill before any of the rest of us"...that was about the nicest present I got that day!
Well fine. Fine then, Mr. Smarty-pants speed demon old on the outside young on the inside neowhippersnapper.

Just jealous.
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Old 05-08-07, 03:13 PM
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I'm so slow that I need to speed up to smell the roses...
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Old 05-08-07, 03:15 PM
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D G overtook me two years ago on the way to buying his "NEW" bike.
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