O T but suits the mentality of this Forum
06-03-08, 03:30 PM
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Time for a change.
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O T but suits the mentality of this Forum
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down
Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.
2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To
Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using
The Sink.
4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A
Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A
Timer.
5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From
Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.
6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be
Afraid To Cough.
7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move
And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.
8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.
9. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything
But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down
Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.
2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To
Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using
The Sink.
4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A
Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A
Timer.
5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From
Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.
6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be
Afraid To Cough.
7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move
And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.
8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.
9. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything
But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.
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06-03-08, 03:32 PM
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06-03-08, 03:51 PM
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You must be stuck indoors due to bad weather, Stapfam!!
06-03-08, 04:16 PM
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Pedaled too far.
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Maybe DG sent him a mason jar filled with "June Gloom" from San Diego.
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06-03-08, 06:17 PM
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Sound and simple solutions to many of life's problems!
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F Thomas
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
F Thomas
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
06-03-08, 07:09 PM
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Just breath deeply and drink the koolaid and relax!
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F Thomas
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
F Thomas
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
06-03-08, 08:42 PM
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My other car is a bike
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Embrace diversity: hug a conservative.
Embrace diversity: hug a conservative.
06-03-08, 09:22 PM
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Harry helps.
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06-03-08, 09:55 PM
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+1 on number 9
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