What's wrong with this picture?
 

How many things are "wrong" in this picture?

I'll start:

1. No helmet. :lol:

I don't know....looks all right to me... white tie matches white bar tape

I don't care at all for the gray shirt with that suit and tie. And somebody stole all his brakes and gears!

A shockingly bad haircut.

FOOL! He's not in his toe clips!

The thief left him one gear.

Well crap. I was going to post an identical thread today, and here DG goes and does it. And it's funnier than I would have come up with.

I find this deeply disturbing on a variety of levels.

Other than the helmet, looks ok to me............:crash:

I can't believe nobody noticed this. Look at those shoes, theres no way they go with that jacket and a tie OMG.

He appears to be riding in the center lane. Must be a Critical Mass demonstrator.

I don't know but I can tell that for sure that he's not riding in St Louis this month. If he were riding in St Louis in July while wearing that outfit, he'd be drenched with sweat.

No brakes

Efficient Platform Pedals not clipless nor toe straps

Is that one of those "old school" blackberries he's using. Come on.

Still no good. This picture was taken last year after Labor Day. You can never wear a white tie after Labor Day.

Is that the son of the Olympic Swimmer that was so popular back in the early 70's.

Let's see, what was his name?

Also, if it isn't a one way street he is on the wrong side of the road!

Mark Spitz?

Another young Turk who thinks he owns the road - harumph!

I came across that one a little earlier tonight : The guy is text messaging.

I think this is his girlfriend - now what is wrong with this picture...

^^ Bike =/= white.

I do believe this young lady is on her way to Club Tombay...and she isn't even clipless!:eek:

She's wearing spike heels, for crying out loud!!!!!

Back to the guy on the bike.....

I think he looks like Ted Bundy before a haircut..... what's he doing back out on the street!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Way back when he won those medals, I had a life-size poster of him in my room, wearing his speedos and the medals around his neck.:love:

It's just soooo obvious. Neither one of them is on a trike. ;)