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Retro Grouch 08-03-10 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by NOS88 (Post 11221745)
OK, I confess. There are times I actually like fixing flats.

I wonder how the flat tire gods are going to deal with that.

DnvrFox 08-03-10 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 11226918)
Why does this remind me of the story about repelling grizzly bears?

To avoid grizzlies it's recommended that a hiker wear little bells to alert the bears that they are on the trail and won't surprise the bears. To repel the aggressive grizzly pepper spray should be carried.

One can tell if grizzlies are in the area by the scat they leave. Grizzly scat often has little bells in it and smells something like pepper spray...

:lol::):lol:

gcottay 08-03-10 09:13 PM

Sorry, Murphy's Law has no positive corollary. It sure would be nice.

ahsposo 08-03-10 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by gcottay (Post 11227540)
Sorry, Murphy's Law has no positive corollary. It sure would be nice.

There's:

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have
a flat tire.

ahsposo 08-03-10 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by gcottay (Post 11227540)
Sorry, Murphy's Law has no positive corollary. It sure would be nice.

Oh, Positive. I got one, maybe...

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

ahsposo 08-03-10 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by gcottay (Post 11227540)
Sorry, Murphy's Law has no positive corollary. It sure would be nice.

But then again there's always BF's own:

15. Patentcad's Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.

ModeratedUser150120149 08-03-10 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by DnvrFox (Post 11221536)
I reserve my flats as a personal, not-to-be-shared experience. It is sort of a "Zen" thing. :)

Perhaps there is a whole new after-retirement career to be had on our local MUPS. Selling tubes to bicyclists who have no clue. I would have given it to him (I usually do), but they seemed so woefully unprepared, and he seemed so unwilling to listen to any advice, that I thought it might need to hurt just a bit. ANd, I sold for less than I paid for it. I guess I am not a very good businessman.

I thank you for your consideration on keeping your Zen to yourself. :)

Maybe not a good businessman, but a great Good Samaritan. But, I've wondered if he actually got everything back together without flating the new tube.

t4mv 08-03-10 11:28 PM


Originally Posted by DnvrFox (Post 11221536)
... Selling tubes to bicyclists who have no clue. I would have given it to him (I usually do), but they seemed so woefully unprepared, and he seemed so unwilling to listen to any advice, that I thought it might need to hurt just a bit. ANd, I sold for less than I paid for it. I guess I am not a very good businessman.

You can just switch to carrying a patched tube as your spare and feel less angst. There's a concept, selling patched tubes for more than you paid for new, to clueless people. :)

ciocc_cat 08-03-10 11:37 PM

I'm "old school" and ride sew-ups, so patching a flat on the road isn't a practical option for me. I carry a spare sew-up under my saddle and a Silca Impero frame-fit pump. If I get a slow leak, I can air it up multiple times if necessary in order to limp home (can't do that with a CO2 cartridge). If I have a blow-out I can switch to the spare. If I have two blow-outs (which never has happened in over 20 years of cycling) then I'm on my cell phone . . .

DnvrFox 08-04-10 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by Latitude65 (Post 11227827)
I thank you for your consideration on keeping your Zen to yourself. :)

Maybe not a good businessman, but a great Good Samaritan. But, I've wondered if he actually got everything back together without flating the new tube.

Well, since he had removed the tire liner in his aborted attempt to fix his flat, I sincerely doubt it. My attempt to point that out, and that he might want to take the wheel off of the bike to fix it, was ignored and resented. I didn't even get to, "Maybe you ought to find the cause of the flat."

But, they were close to a pickup point on the trail, so I imagine one of the others likely rode and got the car.

ModeratedUser150120149 08-04-10 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by DnvrFox (Post 11228694)
Well, since he had removed the tire liner in his aborted attempt to fix his flat, I sincerely doubt it. My attempt to point that out, and that he might want to take the wheel off of the bike to fix it, was ignored and resented. I didn't even get to, "Maybe you ought to find the cause of the flat."

But, they were close to a pickup point on the trail, so I imagine one of the others likely rode and got the car.

You are probably correct. At least you did your best and escaped before they could somehow blame you when the new tube flatted.

Hillbasher 08-04-10 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by BengeBoy (Post 11219206)
Actually, if you buy a $100 rain jacket, it will still rain. It you buy a $250 rain jacket, it will NOT rain.

:beer:Yes, but if you buy the $100 jacket instead of the $250 one, then you have $150 for beer after your rides. And that's more important than staying dry. :50:

Hillbasher 08-04-10 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by ecrider (Post 11219222)
I sure way to guarantee a flat, no matter what, is to compliment your current tires, saying they haven't flatted in over a 1,000 miles. Then be prepared to break out your tire kit on your next trip.

Or smile on the inside like I did when Mr. Beanz flatted in the mountains last week, which of course was the cause of my flat yesterday, on the same route in the mountains. And it was a lot hotter out when I flatted then when he did, ,making it more miserable. LOL:50:

Mr. Beanz 08-04-10 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Hillbasher (Post 11233442)
Or smile on the inside like I did when Mr. Beanz flatted in the mountains last week, which of course was the cause of my flat yesterday, on the same route in the mountains. And it was a lot hotter out when I flatted then when he did, ,making it more miserable. LOL:50:

I'm not sure but I may have caught you crying on video!:roflmao2:


ahsposo 08-04-10 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by Retro Grouch (Post 11227201)
I wonder how the flat tire gods are going to deal with that.

They are going to make him sorry he has fingers to type. Don't mess with the flat gods.


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