Just this morning, while walking throughy Sam's Club, an employee says to me: "Out for your morning walk I see, the mall must not be open yet."

Apparently I have the appearance of a geriatric mall walker!

I would look 30 if I was 30 :)

I'm relieved to find that it is the mirrors and lenses. I was afraid my eyesight was fading!

Gentlemen! You need a woman's advice on this!
First, you need a heavy duty moisturizer, I prefer a product made by Estee Lauder, but if you are on a budget, simple Vaseline will work. Before looking in the mirror, wash your face and and gently pat it dry.

Then, take a large dab of the moisturizer and smear it all over the mirror, the heavier the better.

When you look in the mirror--voilà! You will be looking at a smooth, youthful face!

It works with any mirror, but I do not suggest using it on your rearview mirror. ;)

My surface area is increasing much faster than my volume. Hence all the wrinkles.

Thanks Miss K', now I need a new laptop due to spraying Coca-Cola all over mine.

Bill

It doesn't bother me too much to look older. I see several advantages: People are impressed that I married a woman so much younger than I (she's actually 3 months older). Also, when I see a pretty girl and consider flirting, she usually keeps me out of trouble by pointing out that I look like her dad. Youthful appearance is overrated.

:lol::lol::lol:

I thought you had crashed an broken your helmet or sunglasses mirror!

That too!! :)