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Old 04-23-12 | 05:57 AM
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Unflipped and lifted, a Fred guide to upright riding on drop bars-the definitive guide to not bending over while seated.
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Old 04-23-12 | 06:46 AM
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Fortunately, no need to go to Fred school. An Android app will soon be appearing in the marketplace. We just need to reach out to all the Freds who don't know they are Freds.
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Old 04-23-12 | 09:14 AM
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I may have some Fred like qualities in me. Will I be banned if I do?
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Old 04-23-12 | 09:51 AM
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Old 04-23-12 | 10:10 AM
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Grease Subcultures - an analysis of chainring pattern leg illustrations, with workshop.
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Old 04-23-12 | 10:46 AM
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Where can I find a " I am a Fred " jersey ? I have been a fred all my life , and proud of it .
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Old 04-23-12 | 11:05 AM
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I may have some Fred like qualities in me. Will I be banned if I do?
Naw. In fact, if you had no Fred-like qualities at all, you'd likely to be shunned for being too boreing.
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Old 04-23-12 | 12:08 PM
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"Drilling vs. Reaming" - Modify your Presta wheels to accept the superior Schrader Valves.
Hey I've only done this once!

The rest of the time I've put those Schrader adapters on my Presta valves.
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Old 04-23-12 | 12:09 PM
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Old 04-23-12 | 12:12 PM
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"The Fine Art of Asking Stupid Questions" Framing and sentence structure to obtain the answer you want. Advanced breakout session... Arguing effectively to discredit correct answers you do not like.
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Old 04-23-12 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rdtompki
1. Maximizing handlebar height
2. Saddle gel covers 101
3. Top-tube mounts for full-size floor pumps
4. Synchronizing your blinkies
5. Cross-chaining for dummies
I love these. I know many who would sign up for number 3.
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Old 04-23-12 | 01:38 PM
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Starbucks 101.
Incorrect. You've mistakenly glanced at the calendar from Poseur U.
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Old 04-23-12 | 02:24 PM
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Old 04-23-12 | 04:55 PM
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That Fred thing is interesting, me I have a mirror on my CF bike.... I am partialy deaf, have to rely on it, that makes me a Fred, even though many would benefit from a mirror, they would rather turn and weave all over to see whats behind, some moron almost scratched my Corvette, Morons, freds and Cyclists, a great mix! what are you?
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Old 04-23-12 | 06:47 PM
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Morons, freds and Cyclists, a great mix! what are you?
Damm! This is the second time in this thread that I may be all three.
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Old 04-23-12 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rdtompki
1. Maximizing handlebar height
I could teach this class. Not only have I done this for 2 of my own bikes, I've done it for 2 other people.
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Old 04-23-12 | 08:02 PM
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That one I don't get... Why would you want to shave your legs to cycle? There can be no advantage in being 0.05 grams lighter...
Think wind resistance. Brought to you by the same folks who gave us aerodynamic seat posts. A second and to me more compelling reason is that it is easier to clean up road rash on hairless legs. There is a reason why surgeons shave you before they cut you open.
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Old 04-23-12 | 08:34 PM
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There are a number of courses in this thread where I've earned a Ph.D.
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Old 04-23-12 | 09:34 PM
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Think wind resistance. Brought to you by the same folks who gave us aerodynamic seat posts. A second and to me more compelling reason is that it is easier to clean up road rash on hairless legs. There is a reason why surgeons shave you before they cut you open.
Think of "fraternity membership" - being a member of that sacred club of elite cyclists. Similar to hazing but not quite as bad. Showing the world that you are a "real" cyclist.

Seriously - how many of us actually have road rash where the shaving of the legs really makes a difference?

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Old 04-23-12 | 09:43 PM
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Advanced course work in recumbents...

The aerobelly, myth or mythological
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Old 04-23-12 | 09:45 PM
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Is Spandex really necessary? (A course of exploring the benefits of riding naked)
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Old 04-23-12 | 10:15 PM
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There are some very clever submissions here. I'd sign up for some of these.

My dissertation: "the aero advantage of wearing bib straps OVER the jersey".
WHAT, that's not how they go. They do on my overalls.
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Old 04-23-12 | 11:36 PM
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Any one cover "The fine art of camuflaging your bike as a rat" yet? I have some fine riding bikes that look... sad. But no one ever steals them.
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Old 04-24-12 | 12:21 AM
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Is Spandex really necessary? (A course of exploring the benefits of riding naked)
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How do you propose to handle the quality control issues?
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Old 04-24-12 | 04:41 AM
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Is Spandex really necessary? (A course of exploring the benefits of riding naked)
OMG How do you propose to handle the quality control issues?




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