Top 10 50+ Excuses for a Really Bad Ride.... help me complete the list!
03-17-13, 07:24 PM
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I bought some of that stuff. I don't know why. I've used it once and sneezed the entire ride because I think I'm allergic to eucalyptus..
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03-18-13, 03:27 AM
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Forgot where I left the keys, along with forgot the lock/chain so I can't leave the bike unattended outside while I go in for pie.
03-18-13, 09:27 AM
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03-18-13, 09:40 AM
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Zombies and Coyotes were everywhere!
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I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
03-18-13, 09:40 AM
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I forgot to put the chain back on my bike!
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I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
03-22-13, 10:07 AM
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Pacemaker malfunctioning
03-22-13, 05:31 PM
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03-22-13, 08:33 PM
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Bike lights attract them at night, truly to be feared!
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I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
03-22-13, 08:49 PM
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03-22-13, 08:57 PM
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I suck!
I know it's a little edgy, but I'm used to being in the 41.
I know it's a little edgy, but I'm used to being in the 41.
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